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selfship-real · 1 year

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Nepeta Leijon - Homestuck

Catnip Soap | Yellow Nail Polish | Crackling Campfire Candle |

Nepeta Heart Button | Nepeta Cosplay Horns |

Heart Shower Steamer | Rogue Fragrance Oil | Matcha Latte Solid Scrub |

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selfship-real · 2 years

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shit i meant to post those rbs on main sorry

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selfship-real · 2 years

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i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country catches on fire

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selfship-real · 2 years

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“oh we can’t hold the Queen accountable for the actions of her ancestors!!!”

her ancestors? you mean her dad?

y’all realize she was crowned in 1953 right? Nearly 70 years of imperialism with her face stamped on it. She’s the longest-lived, and longest reigning British monarch.

Y’all look at her and see a kindly withered old gramma with memeability, but completely ignore the amount of damage that she and her family have done to so many countries.

“oh well, what did you want her to do, just walk away from it?”

yes.

Yes, I do expect people to look at the harm that systems they uphold do to the world at large and then actively refuse to continue their participation in them. I do not believe that is too much to ask of anyone, let alone one of the most powerful women in the entire fucking world.

Sorry that I’m not particularly impressed with her #girlboss legacy when the Indigenous Peoples of Canada and Australia are still feeling the monarchy’s effects on their homes and families.

70 years and she never once thought, “Hm, maybe imperialism is a bad idea?”

I hope the old woman kicks the bucket, and I hope that her family continues to disintegrate until the entire thing comes crumbling down. May independence finally come to the people England has been crushing under its boots for centuries.

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selfship-real · 2 years

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my computer is telling me that transforming my house into a large robot is "outside of what it can do" who is IT TO DECIDE

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selfship-real · 2 years

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The joke regarding Queen's death is that the Sans Sweep happened relatively shortly before she was announced dead. Ergo, Sans Undertale was so sexy that the queen fucking died.

Can someone please explain what sans sweep is and why am I seeing it in conduction to memes abt the Queen's death

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selfship-real · 2 years

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op did you forget about solrock and lunatone /lh

May I request a team for the Daycare Attendant from FNAF Security Breach? No preference on typings! ☀️🌙

(TY for all you do, btw, this blog is really cool!)

I'm glad you're enjoying the blog! Maybe you'd like

Marill

Water/Fairy-type

Galarian Slowking

Poison/Psychic-type

Wigglytuff

Normal/Fairy-type

Alolan Marowak

Fire/Ghost-type

Bellossom

Grass-type

Stunky

Poison/Dark-type

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selfship-real · 3 years

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Otherkin: *Have hard lives/are mentally ill*

Antikin: Obviously your kin is a coping mechanism and is unhealthy, learn to cope better because I’m a medical professional.

Otherkin: *Have easy lives/are neurotypical*

Antikin: Lmao can’t believe your life is so boring you have to come up with this kin bullshit.

Otherkin: *Are kin with a popular character or creature*

Antikin: Obviously otherkin are fake because why would everyone be only kin with popular characters?

Otherkin: *Kin with obscure character/creature*

Antikin: lmaoooo who would ever want to be kin with that, loser.

Otherkin: *Don’t act like their kintypes*

Antikin: If you’re an animal why don’t you walk on all fours and shit in the woods huh? You like being an animal until you’re hunted for sport.

Otherkin: *Act like their kintype*

Antikin: CRINGE. THIS PROVES KINNIES ARE DELUSIONAL AND BELIEVE THEY’RE ACTUALLY THEIR KINTYPE.

Antikin: I care about mentally ill people! I want you to recover from this mental illness I just diagnosed you with without knowing you personally based on a facet of your identity I am mildly to severely informed about.

Antikin: *Bully vulnerable teenagers on the internet who aren’t doing anything but identifying partially as an animal/fictional character, calls kin “autistic” as an insult, calls us delusional, says we should be locked up in a mental hospital.*

The moral of the story is that you can’t please an antikin: they will keep changing their argument so that you can never win, and at times completely contradict themselves.

-Mod Lazarus

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selfship-real · 3 years

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ey!! could i maybe get some self care for mammon (obey me)? gold & sparkly/shiny things are my favourite, and i like stickers and havin something to chew on.

Done!

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This gold chew stim

These Obey Me stickers

This sparkly gold bracelet

These Obey Me keychains

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selfship-real · 3 years

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Self care for Belphegor, from Obey Me - with comfy things and themes of stars - for anon!

Star Plush ($14.99) | Obey Me Pin ($1.60+) | Relaxation Candle ($13.95+)

Lavender Bath Bomb ($3.20+) | Blanket ($19.99) | Therapy Dough ($6.00)

Cosmic Soap ($7.95) | Sleeping Mask ($12.99) | Fuzzy Socks ($10.99)

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selfship-real · 3 years

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Hi, i might be interested in an art commission, I saw a post saying I should message for prices and options?

hi, yes, please dm me or message me on discord (aubergine man#1111)!! i'd dm you but this isn't my main lol.

here are my prices :))

a lot of these examples are older, but i'd be happy to send more recent ones :))

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selfship-real · 3 years

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ok liek„„ i’mm sorry???? ok i nevr met 2 try n klil dad jo,jo it was subconsious i nevar ment 2 hurt hm and nwo every1 is snding me anon hate??? nd i cnt stop cyring„ im srry pls„,

Original post by captainmista

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selfship-real · 3 years

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tw// p*ddophilia and proshipping (im on mobile and can't put in a read more afaik im sorry)

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hard block me right now if you're a non-victim antishipper who ignores actual csa victims who happen to like a 'problematic' ship. do not act like im a pedo or something when i tell you about something i shipped about a year ago when i was groomed and sexually abused and also i'm a fucking minor. don't feign moral superiority over me because you don't like the pedophilia ships.

this post doesn't apply to other csa victims. ships like these can be triggers and i understand that wholeheartedly. but to all yall antishippers who aren't csa victims and wanna treat me as lesser than you because i don't think proshippers are completely immoral, then get the fuck off my blog and dni with me ever again.

#vent #tw// pedophilia #proshipping #antishipping #stop trying to censor victims you assholes what's even the fucking point of antishipping at that point

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selfship-real · 3 years

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if u think about the story of the distortionist except christopher is actually trans and distorting himself as a way to transition then the mirrors actually are the bad guys and highkey kinda do deserve to get their 'faces' smashed in with a bat

#ghost and pals #gnp #christopher pierre #crispy #trans hc #the distortionist

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selfship-real · 3 years

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roblox fnaf rps are great. if you're helpy and you walk up to someone who's rping as funtime freddy they will immediately accept you as their child.

second picture was my birthday party and glitchtrap served the cake :)

#fnaf #roblox #fnaf rp #fnaf sl #helpy #funtime freddy

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selfship-real · 3 years

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i would also like to add that back in 2015, scott made a statement on mangles gender and basically just said 'is mangle a boy or girl? the answer is: yes.'

because of the alternating pronouns, i personally think of him as bigender :))

also, funtime foxy has the alternating pronouns and appears in lady's night. they also have a more masculine body type and voice but also a more overall feminine appearance (similarly to mangle).

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selfship-real · 3 years

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update! i got toy bonnie :))

anyone interested in trading, please hmu! black heart bonnie is pretty much the only valuable skin i have, but still- i am working towards getting vr headset freddy in another trade!!

very interested in getting toy bonnie's plush suit, so if you could send him that would be great! preferably with the cpu of an easier animatronic like freddy, but i will take whatever i can get at this point, i reallllyy don't wanna spend 900 fc on lures when im still not too good at his battle.

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