Wow! Look at all those sticks! That’s exactly what I need for my nest and they’re all perfectly sized omg. How lucky they just fell on that big log like that! Just gonna grab these bad boys for the nest and hop on ov-

he saw his reflection for the first time

if u choose other pls explain in the tags <3

New month, new you 🤩

this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

GUYS GUYS GUYS ITS HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY. DR. MALPRACTICE HIMSELF

Hmm investigation of wall begins

2020 being 4 years ago has me clawing at my bedroom walls

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

gay?