selendissuccubus
SelendisSuccubus
27 - she/her - Bi - Nurse - INFP - Pisces - OCD -
Wattson & Rampart Main - mostly hyperfixating, rambling about my psyche and fandom stuff
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Ascent Descent Adventures
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I still can’t get over how silly PMD rescue team is. You really have to throw hands with Rayquaza just to tell him to look behind him to see the gigafuck meteorite hurdling towards him.
The final boss fight is pretty much this
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love when a man is a prettyboy and a loser. a prettyloserboy if you will
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I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer
Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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Bisexual guys with a nose ring... 💦
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REPOST: 🗣️ bisexual men, LISTEN UP
Your sexuality is your greatest power. It's a blessing not a curse to be bi
For many years I carried self hatred, but isn't it funny how what you deem as your greatest 'weakness' is in fact your greatest strength?
when I stopped looking for acceptance from other people, I gained the most important thing acceptance from myself. Bro, accepting yourself and being confident in who you are is attractive af, others will see your light shining and come over to bask in in
TRUST ME.
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things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:
“happy birthday” every time i hand them something
“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
“what are they gonna do, fire me?”
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Saw a post on main and went "someone make this happen" and I thought "wait I can make it happen" so I did :d
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