thank you for writing the amazing fic! i enjoy it immensely every time i re-read it. when i made the post last year i didnât know you had a tumblr account so when i found out i just ran to it :)
my favourite starker fics, part 1
hi. for my first reclist in this blog, i put together my personal favourite starker fanfics that i re-read again and again. in no particular order and with some cw/dark themes here and there, here they come:
⢠maybe different, but remember; by RoamingSignals (@spider-mancan), E, 18k, 2/2 chapters
Peter is working at Delmarâs, sorting out tabloids on the rack in the front, and he sees Tonyâs face plastered everywhere and then Peter is reading words and then he canât read anything because heâs crying and his shaking hands rip the magazine in half.
Tony StarkâŚalive.
He saved the world, saved Peter, and Peter never even got to thank him. Not that it matters now. If Peter was a factor in Tony's decision to snap his fingers, Peter will never know. No one will ever know, because Peter fucked up and now he doesnât exist.
⢠touchpoint; by RoamingSignals (@spider-mancan), M, 57â6k, 2/2 chapters
Peter lost a lot of things in Boston. When he lists them out, they fit in the margins of his napkin; his career, his degree, his motivation, his boyfriend, and himself. Not in that order. Not all by mistake.
âYouâre just a secretary.â Tony tuts.
âThereâs nothing wrong with being a secretary,â Peter says. âYour old secretary is the CEO of SI, these days.â
âPepper Potts is the smartest woman Iâve ever met,â Tony agrees. âAnd she never let anyone call her âjust a secretary.ââ
⢠scaling the walls; by Starker1975 (@starker1975), E, 42â6k, 13/13 chapters
Peter is tired of crushing hopelessly on Tony, so he decides to create an online dating profile to meet someone new. Neither Peter (Webster01) or his strange beau (Mark70) have pictures on their bio. They decide to keep it that way so they can focus on bonding over things besides appearance.
Meanwhile, Tony decides to start spending more time with Peter because people always become interested as soon as you try to move on...
⢠fucking if; by Graceful_Starker (@graceful-starker), M, 9â7k, 2/2 chapters - cw: implied non-con, not between starker
Peter and Tony in a beginning phases relationship. Then the snap. Peter coming back to Tony, Pepper and Morgan.
⢠revelations; by Anonymous (#author has already arranged a ride to church trust me), E, 126â8k, 19/19 chapters
âI still donât get it,â Ned says. âHow you just... keep being ordinary in spite of all the craziness youâve lived through. You were in space. You helped Iron Man save the universe. And nobody knows it was you.â His tone softens, becomes almost sad. As though he realizes that what heâs saying is so completely alien to him that he will never be able to understand this part of Peterâs life. âPeter, donât you want people to know you for who you are?â
An AU where they get the Gauntlet off of Thanos that first time, on Titan.
⢠closer to a prayer; by LearnedFoot (@learned-foot), E, 17â4k, oneshot
âI think Iâm dying.â
Peter stares at his reflection in the bathroom mirror, blinking. It feels weird to say it out loud.
In which Peter's powers turn against him, Mr. Stark is back and suddenly acting kind of weird (and by weird he means flirtatious), and itâs all a lot to handle at once.
⢠stuck; by Heathertastic (@heathertastic), E, 5â4k, oneshot - cw: Accidental Penetration
Tony and Peter get stuck together in a closet the size of Peter himself- and yeah, itâs basically porn without plot.
⢠Give Me Your Wallet (And Your Watch); by airebellah (@airebellah), M, 30â5k, 10/10 chapters
It was pushing midnight when Peter sent a text to his friend Ned asking for help with a chemistry problem. I know I'm doing something wrong but I can't figure it out, he wrote. He received a text with a picture of the solution. The elegant script should have been the first clue; the fact that it was on the back of a napkin the second. But he was tired, and failed to notice such details.
You misplaced your decimal when converting degrees to Kelvin, came the reply. Rookie mistake.
Gee, thanks, Peter replied with a roll of his eyes. Anything you need help with?
Yeah, who the fuck am I talking to, exactly?
⢠covet; by Anonymous (#author has already arranged a ride to church trust me), E, 33â9k, 5/5 chapters
Peter has a new boyfriend. Tony starts drinking again, for unrelated reasons.
⢠uranium heart; by spqr, M, 11´3k, oneshot
Itâs probably better, Peter thinks, that he doesnât know who his soulmate is. He wouldnât want to lie to them about Spider-Man, but he doesnât think heâd be able to tell them the truth, either. Not when he knows it would make them a target for every villain who wants a piece of him.
When he has enough free time to feel sorry for himself, he thinks about how lonely he is and how much he wants someone to talk to--just talk to. But he doesnât really have that much free time. And anyways, there are thousands of lonely people in New York. Peterâs nothing special.
⢠another life; by InColor (@incolorwrites), E, 9â3k, oneshot
Tony comes back to a world where everyone's moved on without him.
Peter helps.
⢠secret santa, baby; by orphan_account, E, 17´3k, 5/5 chapters
Tony never intended to become Peter's Secret Santa. He just sort of stumbles into it. But now that he is, he's going to take advantage of it. Tony's got one week to spoil the kid, one week until Christmas. He just has to make sure that his secret stays secret.
⢠your thoughts are my desires; by Sparcina (@zsparz), E, 6â2k, 4/4 chapters
Peter doesn't know that Tony can read his thoughts.
Alternatively: Tony gets intimately acquainted with Peter's fantasies feelings.
⢠peter parker, sexter extraodinaire; by Sparcina (@zsparz), E, 7â5k, 4/4 chapters
Apparently, sexting Mr. Stark by accident is a thing Peter does now. While touching himself. And Tony... Well, he probably shouldn't fantasize about Peter, but the kid's just too damn attractive and brilliant for his own good.
⢠just for tonight; by keenwonderlandcollector, M, 31â1k, 10/10 - cw: incest/father-son incest
While out at an exhibit, Peter gets into an awkward situation and pretends that Tony, his father, is actually his boyfriend. Tony goes along with it, and Peter soon finds himself enjoying it a little too muchâŚ
⢠from the bounty; by feyrelay (@feyrelay) & natureboy, E, 31â8k, 3/3 chapters
Tonyâs eyes are always dark, but now there's almost no iris left. He looks hollowed out. Thereâs something terribly hungry there, despite the feast they've filled themselves on.
(20k words of food erotica foreplay and 13k words of porn)
⢠better than; by unsettled (@unsettledink), M, 40â6k, oneshot
Maybe there isn't really a fixed point where it starts, where any of it starts, nothing Tony can point to and say, there, there is where I made my mistake, there is where I could have stopped this, there is where I can stop it from happening again.
Maybe it shouldnât have been something Tony tried to stop.
(or: the one where Tony is going to be responsible for once, okay? He is!)
⢠worth the word; by unsettled (@unsettledink), teen and up, 5â4k, oneshot
Valentineâs Day is not Peterâs favorite holiday by a long shot. And itâs not just because heâs a little jealous of everyone else showing off gifts from their partners.
But itâs still really nice that an unknown someone sent him a gift this year. Or two. Orâ okay, this is getting out of hand.
⢠above and beyond; by unsettled (@unsettledink), E, 12â8k, oneshot - cw: incest/father-son incest
Trans Peter telling his dad that heâs never had an orgasm. And Tony eating Peter out until the boyâs oversensitive and crying out âdadâ as he comes.
⢠still use work; by LearnedFoot (@learned-foot), E, 6â5k, oneshot
âIn the spirit of scientific discovery,â Tony adds.
âYeah, the spirit of scientific discovery, exactly.â
Or: Peter has a problem. Tony attempts to solve it. To be helpful, obviously. Thatâs the only reason.
⢠a familiar stranger; by Starker1975 (@starker1975), E, 132,1k, 21/21 chapters - cw: incest/father-son incest
Peter's tired of being single, but online dating scares him, so he creates a fake profile to scope out the playing field before fully committing. He isn't sure what to think when he sees his dad's profile on the app.
hope you like them as much as i did!
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Thinking about how Damen canonically goes feral if something ever happens to Laurent
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My first Lamen fanart ever đđđ
I hope you like it đĽ°
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Oleander
(My CaPri art tag for more art)
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I love how the whole balcony scene is literally
Laurent: this is the funnest thing that's happened in forever
Damen: don't get get a boner you're gonna die don't get a boner you're gonna die don't get a bo-
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âsoul eaterâ âthe ryckeâ and âmothâ by lily mayne are some books that offer that! both belong in a series about monsters too, maybe youâll like them :)
monsterfucker this monsterfucking that, but there is a distinct LACK of monsters getting absolutely railed in this genre đ
what about the monster's needs??? who rails the monster??? đđđ
maybe the real monster was the unused human dick we met along the way đđđđđ
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hey! would you be open to us recommending a story for you to check out? it's a starker fic.
that would be awesome! iâm always looking for new fics so yes, i would love to :)
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âIt was different this time, crawling into Tony's bed and knowing that it was for Tony and not for him, and that Tony had accepted that. Not that Peter didn't take comfort in it, too; he loved being close to Tony, but that's not why he was there. It was a different kind of intimacy, being there to give something, instead of to take it.â â fragment from youâre not yet done by @ursafootprints
my god iâm loving this fic. how the author builds with words? thereâs a beauty to it. iâm reading this fic and it feels like iâm reading poetry.
this fic reminds me why i love reading, it makes me feel something, not just being distracted. isnât that a wonderful thing?
âIt was a different kind of intimacy, being there to give something, instead of to take it.â come onnnnn đđđźđŠ
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GHOST / SOAP SMUT FIC RECSÂ ||Â a handful of instant classics from ao3Â (part 1/?)
mind the tags. in no particular order:
đSomewhere Between Here and There by RedAdm1ral, solnishka1927
explicit | oneshot, 3k | praise kink, oral sex, hand jobs, top ghost
After Soap and Ghost escape from Las Almas and are on the road to Vargasâ safehouse, Soap finds himself wound up and reliving his first, unpleasant taste of guerrilla warfare. Ghost gets him out of his head.
đDullahan Knows My Name by aceijssafhit
explicit | oneshot, 6.5k | glove kink, blindfolds, rimming, top ghost
It starts when Soap notices the color of Ghostâs eyes.
đWait For Me by aceijssafhit
explicit | complete, 3k | orgasm denial, dom/sub undertones, multiple orgasms, top ghost
Itâs only a week. Soap can last that long without Ghost. Maybe.
đFamiliar as a Bottle and a Glass by queeniegalore
explicit | complete, 12k | dirty talk, exhibitionism/voyeurism, light dom/sub, top ghost
Soap makes bad choices, no one knows when banter crosses the line into flirting, and their comms definitely shouldnât be used like that. Somehow, despite themselves, they make it work.
đgive me something to believe in by Some_Dead_GuyÂ
explicit | oneshot, 2k | praise kink, fluff, light feminization (if you squint), top soap
Ghost tastes like bourbon and gunpowder. And a bit like he was trying to break his face more than kiss him. (Or, Soap likes taking care of Ghost.)
đI bet youâd look damned near gorgeous by kixyme
explicit | oneshot, 7k | praise kink, dom/sub undertones, first time, top soap
Soap follows Ghost into his motel room after theyâve finished with Price, Laswell, and Gaz at the bar. It may be the last time he sees him, and heâll take any closure he can get. So when something about Ghost is off, and Soap notices it, he canât help but be inclined to help his lieutenant out. Not when itâs so easy, not when itâs just Ghost.
đLeaned in (for the shot) by Faendal
explicit | oneshot, 4k | semi-public sex, blindfolds, barebacking, top ghost
âShould I wait for you here, Sir?â Johnny asked. His heart pounded in his ears.They did this sometimes after a mission. Not often, but sometimes.
đStutter by m1ckstart Â
explicit | oneshot, 4k | fluff, hurt/comfort, life-affirming sex, top ghost
Ghost and Soap love each other. This is not up for dispute. They will never say those words out loud. This is also not up for dispute.
đmeet me in the middle with your guard down by concretecreature
explicit | oneshot, 2k | established relationship, possessive behavior, pwp, top ghost
Every lesson Soapâs ever been taught about propriety goes out the window when it comes to Ghost, something dark and hungry and possessive within him needing everyone to know what he has. He wants to keep Ghost on a short leash, wants to sink claws into his skin so deeply that he tears sinew and reshapes muscles. Forget something so fickle as marriage; Soap would engrave his name on every one of Ghostâs bones if he could.
đhaunt me, then by concretecreature
explicit | oneshot, 2k | touch starved, hand jobs, hurt/comfort, dom soap
To become Ghost was to kill Simon Riley, to abandon human wants and needs because a ghost did not want or need. All thatâs left behind is a name for the KIA records and a lethal specter thatâs property of the British government, something that exists only to point and shoot when told.
đtoothaches from eden by congee4lunch
explicit | wip series, 14k | dom/sub undertones, dirty talk, tender sex, top ghost (dom soap)
ghost is in love with the violence of gunshots, the taste of iron in his mouth, and the cold press of a snakeâs tongue against his. soap is, simultaneously, none and all of the above. in one sleepless night, ghost learns to yearn for him too.
đI Like You Alive by Anonymous
explicit | wip series, 12k | hurt/comfort, porn with plot, possessiveness, top ghost
They stare at each other for a moment, soft eyes and unspoken words weighing heavy between the two. Theyâve not put a label on what this is, but as of right now, it suddenly feels like so much more than something casual.
đLike Real People Do by ChaoticFayth
explicit | oneshot, 5k | hurt/comfort, mask kink, porn with feelings, top ghost
They stare at each other for a moment, soft eyes and unspoken words weighing heavy between the two. Theyâve not put a label on what this is, but as of right now, it suddenly feels like so much more than something casual.
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Cain/Dean Fic: Gutted (Explicit)
Title: Gutted
Author: @gracerene
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing(s): Cain/Dean
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: ~1,200
Content/Warnings: Post-Season 10; Episode 14: The Executioner's Song, Dream Sex, Mild Blood Play, Knife Play (sort of), Bonding, Mark of Cain, Anal Sex, Mild Breathplay, Top Cain/Bottom Dean, POV Dean, Ambiguous/Open Ending
Summary: That night, Cain comes to Dean in a dream.
Author's Note: This takes place after episode 14 of season 10: The Executioner's Song.
Written for the annual Bring Back the Porn Challenge--if I ever miss a year, send help.
All the thanks to @applecrumbledore for the beta!
READ ON AO3
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don't cover our tracks
âYouâve been miserable?â he chokes out as Siriusâs mouth reaches the gash on his hip. âIâve been...â Heâs been combusting on repeat for the better part of three years, relishing the burn until it consumes him, leaving him to wearily dust off the ash only for it to start all over again. The thought quakes through him and emerges an ugly sob.
âOh Moony... love...â Sirius gives his thighs a reassuring squeeze, releasing a whimper. His tongue teases inward. âLetâs make it all worth it, yeah?â
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Or, five times wolfstar cried during sex and the one time they *checks notes* almost didn't.
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beautiful
'I heard Damianos disguised himself as a slave to uncover the secret of his brother's treachery, and the Prince of Vere fell in love with him not knowing who he was.'
'I heard that they allied themselves in secret months before,' said Alexon. 'And that the Prince hid Damianos from Kastor, pretending he was a slave, while they courted privately.'
THE CHRONICLES OF DAMIANOS OF AKIELOS
by Renaud the Veretian Illuminator
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starker fic recs 2022
there are so many different flavours of starker!! like WILDLY diverging ones, probably more so than any other ship iâve read. itâs so fun and versatile.Â
but before I go into those different brands, hereâs an intro to my favourite authors! iâve read every starker fic theyâve written and would trust them with my life.Â
âauthor has already arranged a ride to church trust meâ anon (aka RTC anon)
One of the most well-known authors in the starker fandom. Words cannot explain how obsessed I am with this person. Gorgeous, cinematic prose, original & captivating plot, steaming UST, rich characterisation with the delicacy it takes to handle this kind of shipâthey truly have it all. They got me into this ship and are the sole reason I spent forty hours a week for like three weeks straight just reading starker.Â
is this thing (an)onÂ
All-round great writing but what particularly stands out is the dialogue, which is so in character I can hear their banter with perfect clarity. Their fics have the range! Plotty ones, smutty ones, twisty little sad onesâall of them worth a read.Â
chelicerataÂ
A late discovery for me because theyâre not as well-known as the other two but I am literally so glad I found them by Advanced Fic Finding Methods because boy what a gem! I loved all of their fics but my particular favourites will be listed below.Â
lovetinctureÂ
Very beautiful prose that really explores the jagged edges of the characters.
honorary mention for belatrix because I was trying to keep the list to people who were fairly prolific but I love their two starker fics with my entire chestÂ
BRAND 1: starting off with the healthy relationship ones (well as healthy as you can get) (mandatorily starring a guilty, self-loathing-to-various-degrees tony, and a cast that fully acknowledges that the age difference is problematic):
Stipulations by RTC anon (70k).
This was the first starker fic I completed and it got me fully invested in the ship, coming from a background of never being a particular fan of age difference. It has me seeing in shrimp colours. Bonus: very well executed alternating POV
Revelations by RTC anon (127k)
This fic is a thesis for why starker works. An AU where they get the Gauntlet off of Thanos that first time, on Titan. Peter joins the Avengers and reveals his identity to the public. As usual, villains start springing up, and plot ensues.
Expense by RTC anon (39k)
sex worker peter parker AU (heâs still spiderman). unstoppable force (tony wants to give peter no strings attached money) vs immovable object (peter canât accept the money without working for it) vs almost-immovable object (tony refuses to fuck peter). 7/8 completed, tony is still holding up but we are seeing cracks, folks. (i.e. no sex has been occurred yet.) recently updated with ch7 which i havent actually caught up on yet. something about this work just makes me fully insane i cant explain it. the reversal of sex worker dynamics just meshes so perfectly with starker?? peter gets to fuck tony and tony gets to give him money. itâs glorious.
Practical Results by is this thing (an)on (81k) (note: peter is 17)
fuck-or-die with a fun twist - theyâve been dumped on sakaar, and the grandmaster has switched the entertainment from fighting to porn. make sure you read the epilogue as well!
Archetype (14k) and then the follow-up WIP Set Theory (74k) by is this thing (an)on
Donât read the description for Set Theory before reading Archetype! Theyâre both so good. Set Theory in particular had me frothing. Iâm so glad I decided to read it even after going like âwhat the fuckâ at the description. 11/10 would give my first born child to anon
when the sun came up (you were looking at me) by charonsdescent (93k)
All the guilt-laden want of regular starker, with even more guilt from pepperâs death and morgan slathered on top. delicious. a sweet, comforting read.Â
the friendly neighbourhood by postelectric (23k)
This writing is not only excellent but it has flair. So fun to read.
Baby Put on Heart-Shaped Sunglasses by toucanpie (17k)
light-hearted and funny while still hitting all the right notes for me to classify it under this brand of starker as described at the start of the section.Â
Better Than by unsettled (41k)
The healthiest version of starker Iâve ever read where Peter isnât aged up from the beginning. Peter and Tony through the years, from Tonyâs POV. All-round great Tony meta delivered via his rambling, anxious thoughts. *slaps his back* this boy can fit so much trauma inside him. Knowing and being known, underlined three times.Â
here is my hand, my heart by belatrix (16k)
You have good prose, then you have literary-fiction-level prose. So gorgeous. Tonyâs guilt and self-loathing is, as we say in these areas, dialed up to 11 :) Very soft. Basically, I am insane, thanks.Â
if youâd grant my love a pardon by belatrix (3k)
*yodelling, from the rooftops* THE PROSEEE. Overall insanely good, clenching around my heart, want to eat it whole et cetera et cetera. Soft, bittersweet, Tony unable to commit to the relationship because he knows how wrong it is, but at the same time unable to keep away. Iâm sorry.Â
as if even now by Anonymous (collection: âanonâs starker ficsâ) (31k + 2k epilogue fic)
Yeah Iâm a dumbass that didnât bookmark or comment on it at the time of reading so my memory of it is a bit hazy, but the important things are: prose with a flair, funny parts, great rambly Tony dialogue. Itâs very good.Â
BRAND 2: Darker fics! Ah coming from the person who once swore they would never read underage fic⌠how the turn tables.. Basically, Peter is very young, and Tony is more than a little fucked up. Not sympathetic for Tony.Â
The Scenic Route by lovetincture (3k)
This fic was something else. The writing is phenomenal. Looping its fingers through your intestines kind of phenomenal. Post Homecoming, Peter is 15, and Tony is sharply aware that he is doing something terrible. This was my intro to the darker brand of starker and Iâve half memorised it at this point itâs so damn good.Â
Age of Consent by pallidiflora. (5k)
Thematically similar to The Scenic Route, equally as good writing. Also Iâm obsessed with the description like:Â While waiting for Peterâs seventeenth birthday, Tony Stark obeys the letter of the law, if not the spirit. ugh. chills!
BRAND 3: established relationship!Â
take me out (and take me home) by chelicerata (3k)
Yes, I cried. Soft established relationship just takes me out.Â
Archimedes and Stoplights by heartbreaknow (1k)
More softness! Cue me yelling THEM and punching a pillow. The first time Tony stops in the middle of sex to write down a potential breakthrough heâs just had on a tricky lab problem, he and Peter have been together for about six months.
Commemorate by unsettled (1k)
Tonyâs had enough birthday parties to last him a lifetime. He can skip it this year, right?
Subversion by is this thing (an)on (1k)
Literally the most perfect suit kink fic. Iâve ascended to another dimension.
Anything You Want by LearnedFoot (2k)
âUm, you know how you keep asking me what I want?â
âMmm,â Tony agrees, forcing his orgasm-hazy mind to focus. This is important.
âYeah. Um, well, what if what I want is for you to, uh, be rougher?â
BRAND 4: vanilla starker. college or AU Peter, aged up to at least 20 years old. age difference is still a thing but without the powerful undercurrent of guilt and general fucked-up-ness as in brands 1 and 2.Â
Refraction by chelicerata (16k)
Post Endgame Peter drops into a universe with a slightly different, younger Tony Stark, whoâs not Iron Man (yet). The whole package deal! All the angst and the humour and the softness and THEM! The tragedy of him being in love with someone else thatâs not quite you! chefâs fucking kiss
Things That Can Destroy Me by romanticallyinept (12k)
Peter is a very established adult here, and he meets Tony just as heâs revealed himself to the world as Iron Man. Cute and fun.Â
Waste My Time Dreaming (Of You) by romanticallyinept (9k)
Light-hearted, great banter. Or, the one where Peterâs putting himself through college working as a barista by day and Spider-Man by night, and Tony just wants his brain. Well, more than his brain. But itâs a good place to start.
Peteâs Eats by bloodgutsandstarbucks (9k)
Fluffy and funny. AU â Peterâs a college student, Spiderman, and runs a cooking channel on Youtube, where he gets wine-drunk and thirsts over Tony Stark.
Landslide by spqr (8k)
Peter jumps into the quantum realm with his heart in his throat. He steps out in 2018, on the edge of a lake he still has nightmares about.
A hundred yards away over the water, the lights in the lakehouse are on.
Soft and sad with a happy ending. Gorgeous prose with a creative twist.Â
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I just finished a great romcom and now Im wondering do you have Drarry recs that are romcom-y? It doesnt have to explicitly labeled as such but just a vibe...you know that after a serious of little hick ups and An Airport Run for True Love a pop banger playing in the background vibe :D
Hi anon! Oh thatâs such an exciting ask, Iâve had lots of fun thinking about this one. I feel like I havenât read enough romcom, would love to explore this genre further. I hope you enjoy these!
Mad Blood Stirring by provocative_envy (E, 3k) - Hockey AU
It's not like they've been angrily hooking up on the sly since meeting at a Juniors skills camp in fucking Manitoba four years ago, except that's exactly what they've been doing.
Burning Down the House by @peachpety (M, 4k)
Harry is happy as editor-in-chief of The Quibbler. From planning to printing, design to deadlines, he enjoys being in the hot seat. And after vanquishing Voldemort, managing fires is an easy part of the job. Until his scorching crush on his impeccably dressed fashion editor flares out of control, and he's forced to face actual fires.
Per my last letter (I hope you choke on it) by @fluxweeed and @lastontheboat (T, 10k)
Or: the one where Harry has writerâs block and Malfoy isnât helping.
Love, Actually, is All Around by @punk-rock-yuppie (T, 10k)
It's Christmastime, and Harry has just started as the new Minister of Magic. It just so happens that Draco works in his office as well, a holdover from Kingsley's tenure. Naturally, love is in the air.
Title of Their Sex Tape by @cibeewastaken (T, 12k)
What are the Wizarding world's most elite law enforcers doing when they aren't catching criminals? It seems Auror Malfoy is often caught throwing food into Auror Potter's mouth when he's mid-yawn. This story isn't about Draco throwing food at Harry. What it does have is: Undercover! Heists! Draco pining for Harry! Harry being oblivious, but also can't help noticing how good Draco smells! Banters and jokes! That's about it.
Crash (Into Me) by @sweet-s0rr0w (T, 14k)
Harryâs done plenty of ridiculous things for charity over the years, but Robardsâ latest scheme really takes the biscuit. Or rather, the teacake. Good job Malfoyâs there to suffer alongside him this time, eh?
Yours Truly by @skeptiquewrites (M, 15k)
Every single one of Harryâs exes has gone on to marry the next person they date, and with the upcoming nuptials of numbers six and seven to each other, Harryâs feeling exhausted by it all. It doesnât really matter if he lets people assume Draco Malfoy is his boyfriend for a moment of peace. In any case, Dracoâs been away for five years and thereâs no way he would find out, right?
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks Heâs Real Smooth by @cibeewastaken (T, 19k)
Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is â Dracoâs beloved!
Jumeaux by VivacissimoVoce (M, 19k)
Draco and Blaise own and operate a luxury spa resort together, and the Ministry's Auror department has scheduled a full service three-day retreat. Guess who's on the guest list?
Little Red Courgette by @blamebrampton (T, 31k)
When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?
The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann, firethesound (E, 36k)
After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.
Soup-pocalypse and The Great Curry Cataclysm by SquadOfCats (E, 104k)
Eleven years after the war, Draco Malfoy leads a quiet, boring, and perfectly respectable life, thanks very much. Or, at least he does, until a sudden and very unexpected veela awakening causes him to throw soup all over Harry Potter in the middle of the Ministry cafeteria.
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this was lovely !!
đś H/D Wireless Fic đś
đť Lover, Where Do You Live?
đľ Explicit, 38,079
â Warnings/Tags: Healer Draco Malfoy, Curse Breaker Harry Potter, Legilimency (Harry Potter), Legilimency Sex (Harry Potter), POV Harry Potter, POV Draco Malfoy, Switch Harry Potter, Switch Draco Malfoy, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Blow Jobs, Mutual Pining, One Night Stands, Curses, Curse Breaking, Crucio | Cruciatus Curse (Harry Potter), Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Blood and Injury, potion withdrawal, Vomiting, Injury Recovery, Caretaking, St. Mungoâs Healers (Harry Potter), Praise Kink, Light Dom/sub
đľ Song Prompt: âLover, Where Do You Live?â by 'Highasakiteâ
đľ Summary:Â
Harry Potter has been running away since the War, disappearing into his job as a freelance curse-breaker. Work is his life. Home doesnât exist.
Heâs about to disappear again when he runs into Death Eater-turned-Healer Draco Malfoy.
Itâs supposed to be a one-night-stand. Theyâre not supposed to pine for each other. Harryâs not supposed to sleep with Draco a second time.
Or a third.
Or a fourth.
But when a nasty curse sends Harry back into Dracoâs arms, he might be forced to admit that homeâs been waiting for him all alongâŚ
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this was so good !!! iâm gonna reread this 100% it was amazing
Fic: Whatâs Mine is Yours
drarry, E, 17k
Summary: Harry loses something important. Malfoy helps him get it back.
Excerpt:
âSomeone has swapped my cock for girl bits. Woman bits. I mean, not that women necessarily haveâ Hell.â Harry lets out a huff of annoyance at his inability to properly communicate the horror of his circumstances. Although to be fair, itâs not something heâs had to articulate before. âSomeoneâs nicked my dick,â he says. âI donât suppose thatâs one youâve had, too?â
Malfoyâs eyes are wide. âNo, thatâs not one I⌠Really?â
Harry nods miserably.
âWow.â Unbelievably, Malfoy seems rather impressed. âWhat is it like?â
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