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Just Cause 3 + screenshotsofdespair
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The funniest thing about Just Cause 3 is that there's credible evidence that the main villain is a massive Doctor Who fan
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Teo: With great power… comes great cowardice.
Rico: What?
Teo: He ran away.
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Rico: I’m a confident driver.
Mario: You almost ran someone over.
Rico: Confidently!
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Sheldon: What are you writing?
Rico: The DRM wants to know what kind of weapons we have. I’m letting them know it’s private information.
Sheldon, looking over Rico’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.
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Rico: It was tough. I suggested we flip a coin, but Zeno said he doesn’t like to gamble.
Rico: Of course, by saying that, he was gambling I wouldn’t smack him.
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Rico: My back hurts so bad.
Rebel: From what?
Rico: From carrying this fucking team! God, it’s like you guys don’t know how to do anything!
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Parlerò in italiano d'ora in poi suppongo :(
now that tumblr's banned the english language we should all just start communicating in our native languages, getting to decipher what everything means will be half the fun
rip to the monolingual english speakers though yall will be missed
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Sheldon: Mario, if you were a parent, what would you do if your son angered a dictator and destroyed a very valuable political alliance overnight?
Mario: Cheesecake Factory, at the minimum.
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Rosa: Do you take constructive criticism?
Mario: Not without crying.
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Rico: Guys, I screwed up, big time.
Sheldon: Son, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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Rico: I love you.
Mario: I love you more!
Rico: Don’t start a battle you can’t win.
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Sheldon: Everywhere you go, it’s just death, destruction, catastrophe, and chaos!
Rico (proudly): I know.
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Di Ravello: *stops firing the Mstitel’s minigun at Rico*
Di Ravello: YOU DEAD YET, RODRIGUEZ?
Rico, from behind a stone pillar: NOT YET!
Di Ravello: *keeps firing*
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Rebel: Rico, you haven’t killed anyone in MONTHS.
Rico: And that’s a good thing!! That’s a positive thing, fratre!
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Rico: *asleep, unaware his Kousavá has been accidentally broken*
Teo: I’m waking him up.
Mario: This affects the whole group. I say we put it to a vote. All those in favor of waking him up and letting him kill us, say ‘aye’.
Teo: Aye.
Zeno: Okay, and everyone in favor of NOT doing that thing and leaving him asleep and not getting killed by the person we’re not going to wake up because nobody is that stupid, say ‘nay’.
Annika: That was like, a quadruple negative.
Zeno: Just vote!
Annika: Uh… nay?
Rebel: I didn’t even understand the question, so I’m just gonna say ‘spaghetti’.
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Rico: My friends. Are they okay?
Di Ravello, laughing: No.
Di Ravello: And it’s not merely your friends at risk now.
Rico: Medici?
Di Ravello: Bigger.
Rico: The world?
Di Ravello: Bigger.
Sheldon: *gasp* America?
Di Ravello: … Light has yet to reach the depths of your ignorance.
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