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₊˚ʚ♡ɞ˚₊ Butters Stotch understanderer; please ask me about my mental health headcanons | minor (inconvenience) |wanted for several war crimes in Mississippi | legal father of Varian from the Tangled series ₊˚ʚ♡ɞ˚₊
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you read my tumblr post. faggot.
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sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt
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some of these children are @olivepopsicle’s and I kidnapped them
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some of my favourite excerpts from the street cat wiki
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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer
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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
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if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.
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Pro-tip to young trans guys:
If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive.
My advice? Just look at the person like they’re an idiot and, in the deepest voice possible, say, “Uh. Alright, then.”
Just act as though they made a huge and obvious mistake, and don’t get flustered. If you’re comfortable with it, handle the situation with humor and say something like, “Man, I know I’ve got a babyface, but I didn’t think it was that bad.”
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