"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

fake screenshots of a dating simulator where it becomes extremely obvious that the romanceable characters murdered the previous protagonist and are trying to hide it from you

(Soviet Satire) A Groom with Dowry: Lenochka, be my widow!

If I had mandibles I'd clack them together like tongs all the time

The voices in my head love them dearly

actually the best scene in better call saul is the bingo mental breakdown because I did the math and the probability of jimmy drawing six B’s in a row is less than .00007 which makes it almost canonically explicit that he is being  taunted by the machinations of fate

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

mutual recommendations?

no they're mine, get your own

Happy birthday, Nikos Zachariadis! (April 27, 1903)

Leader of the Communist Party of Greece (KKE) from 1931 to 1956, Nikos Zachariadis was born in what was then part of the Ottoman Empire, and became active in the labor movement while in Istanbul (was Constantinople). His family was forcibly sent to Greece as part of the population exchange in the Greco-Turkish War, and became destitute. Zachariadis traveled to the Soviet Union, where he studied Marxism and became a communist. Zachariadis would prove an effective leader, swelling the ranks of the KKE and increasing KKE influence in the trade unions. Zachariadis was imprisoned by the Metaxas regime and issued a letter from prison urging Greek workers to resist the Italian invasion in the name of antifascism. He was sent to Dachau concentration camp by the Nazis, but survived and was released after the war to resume control of the KKE. He played a major role in the Greek Civil War, leading the communist faction, the Democratic Army of Greece. The communists were defeated, largely due to a lack of support from either the Soviet Union or Yugoslavia, and Zachariadis and other communist leaders fled into exile. After the death of Stalin, Zachariadis clashed with the new direction of the international communist movement under Khrushchev, and he was ultimately removed from his positions in 1956, and expelled from the KKE in 1957. He committed suicide in Siberia in 1973.

My body feels young but my mind is old

and a mig from december when I first got procreate

🤯 Whaaaat? No way! This is such an unexpected turn of events!

Jokes aside, shout out to Felicia’s framed picture of Spidey’s ass