Made the worst brownies ever created just now

ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative

"Cunt" filet crochet piece, with a size 1.10 hook and 100% cotton yarn, inspired by this pinterest post

do not repost

Clavaria zollingeri (Violet coral mushroom) 🪸

baby, why don’t you come over? 🍷

the midwest princess!

i’m so happy that grapes are edible like omg!!!! they’re so rotund and they all come in pretty colors and they have this soft matte finish and they’re just pretty. almost to pretty to be something edible. and it makes em so happy because usually when things are that lovely and just the perfect size to put in your mouth they’re not edible. they look like beads or the most perfect pieces of sea glass almost. they’re so gorgeous.

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

This is the last birthday photo taken of Shireen before she was assassinated by the IOF nearly a month later:

Happy Birthday to an incredible woman who should still be here. You will always be remembered and forever missed.

sometimes i will say something about myself and either my friends or acquaintances will be like “oh it makes so much sense that you …..” and like. hey so what the fuck does that mean. what do you mean it makes sense. what is that supposed to mean. like in a good way or a bad way. what are you insinuating why are you being weird about it. like????? just say what you’re trying to say about me???

YES!!!!! like okay don’t get me wrong i love hozier i’m actually seeing him live in like a week and i love harvey just,,, look at my blog at that point tbh,,,, so i have credentials here anyways anyways but yeah i feel like too sweet just isn’t the right hozier song for him. and i’ve complained about this before because 1) i’m a hater and 2) i’m pretentious as balls but this KEEPS!!!! HAPPENING!!!!!!! with characters and hozier songs and they’re not even like??? difficult to understand hozier songs. like okay fine one little tik tok that’s cute! but swarms,,, okay. okay. “but the like four lines of the song in the tik tok audio make sense with it!!!!!!” I DONT CARE!!!!!! I DO NOT CARE!!!!!!!!!! some of you guys are just too horny to care and that does sound pretentious but i’m right actually sue me.

Harvey skyrocketing in popularity among stardew fans solely because of that Hozier song is so funny to me because it makes me feel like we are playing 2 VERY different games. Harvey is not "I'd rather take my whiskey neat my coffee black and my bed at three" he's a walking ball of anxiety dork of a man who probably goes to bed at 10 pm every night. If anything, the roles should be reversed cuz I KNOW the farmer is a freak.