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satellite-blossom · 18 minutes
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The eighth letter of the alphabet is H.
"Hail Hitler" can be abbreviated as "H H"
So "H H" was turned into "88" as a dogwhistle.
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Customer: (not on record) DMV: 88 HITLER REFERENCE Verdict: DENIED
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satellite-blossom · 47 minutes
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Btw opened requests! Send in drawing ideas or questions !!
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satellite-blossom · 1 hour
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saw a teenager in a TikTok comment section asking what it was like “being alt in 2012” and I was like what the hell and I left like 8 comments talking about how it was the same as it always is. You find your niche & friends & carve out a space for yourselves & some people will love what you do & other people will hate it and it is what it is.
but what is super funny is how what is considered alt continuously changes, like what is considered “the karen cut” today—staple of middle aged women—was edgy when I was in high school. A lot of emo and scene kids had asymmetrical stacked bobs.
When I got an undercut, nobody in my town had one. Only me. People reacted like I got a face tattoo and my principle actually tried to figure out whether I could be suspended for it, but there was nothing explicitly against it in the school handbook (and in fact tapers and fades were protected to allow Black students to have certain hairstyles so my haircut ended up being covered by rules fought for by Black parents. Thank you).
So it’s so funny to see elementary schoolers just walking around with half their heads shaved now.
Idk I remember when I was a teenager and adults who were teenagers in the 90s would tell me I didn’t know what “real emo” is and my trends were stupid, I promised myself I would never lose my sense of wonder & whimsy at evolving & emerging subcultures.
And I haven’t. I love seeing what the kids cook up and how the trends I loved at their age are discarded and rediscovered and recycled again and again.
Anyway the kid in the comments said “thank you for educating me about 2012” and I felt like the laziest funniest anthropologist ever but the truth is that historians are always starving for primary sources & it’s funny to think we are all a primary source for a little pocket of time.
People today are deeply obsessed with the 2000s emo scene, mosh “culture,” etc. etc. & I just think of it as the life I lived so it’s cute to think I have important insight on something that simply happened while I was there.
And y’all do too. I like humanity idk.
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satellite-blossom · 1 hour
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Gear, you're on the side of the Black Arms?! How and why??? Aren't you supposed to be on the side of the people of Aerth???
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Gear: Well, to be blunt about it, yeah!
Nitro: Though it seems that you are running off of a misunderstanding.
Gear: Nitro’s right! To act like we can’t be “on the side of” both of those things is just wrong! And ignorant, too!!
Nitro: We are on the side of the people of Aerth. We’re on the side of striving for a better future for the people of Aerth, a future with no Robotnik Empire, nor anyone like them, a future where there is no need for people like the Freedom Fighters.
Gear & Nitro: We’re on the side of salvation for Aerth, which we find to be only possible through the Black Arms. ~
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satellite-blossom · 12 hours
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Where do you get your outfits? You all look amazing!
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Wilma: I made them all myself! Yes, even the militia’s outfits!
Wilma: I’m something of a “jill of all trades”, I think the saying goes?
Wilma: I’m a seamstress, a painter, a metalworker, a ceramist and a potter - and I can make concept sketches for all of those other talents!
Wilma: I’ve loved every form of art since I was a very young child, finding comfort in it as not only something fun to do, but as a way to make myself stand out in a world that wanted me to fit in!
Wilma: I’d love to show you my most treasured personal work, buuut… With Ez already in the state that they are, I wouldn’t wanna make more of a mess.
Shadow: And trying to capture you on camera with how tall you truly are would be… Hard.
Wilma: That too…!
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satellite-blossom · 17 hours
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So I’ve been teaching 6th grade since January, and one thing about my female students which made me upset to realize is how many of them are obsessed with skincare. I've heard the girls in my class discussing the EYE CREAM they use. Like tf you mean eye cream? You're ELEVEN!!! I'm a decade older than you and have never even touched eye cream!! The most skincare a middle schooler needs is cleanser and moisturizer, maybe some acne cream. Who tf is selling you all this other stuff? Who tf told you you needed all this?
It hurts me to see. Their brains are too young for these types of insecurities 😭 no 11 year old girl should be obsessed with wrinkles, I wanna beat tf out of whatever tiktoker made them believe they needed skin that perfect
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satellite-blossom · 18 hours
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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.
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satellite-blossom · 19 hours
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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic
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satellite-blossom · 21 hours
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Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014
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satellite-blossom · 2 days
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Sonic X was so funny they legit had an episode that the plot was "everyone loves sonic so much that no one wants to work anymore and now electronic appliances are malfunctioning also emerl is there"
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satellite-blossom · 2 days
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satellite-blossom · 2 days
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never trust a forecast🌧☂️
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satellite-blossom · 2 days
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People often say to me: “You draw like some kind of inhuman machine.  If I eat your brain, will I gain your power?”  The answer is yes, but there is another way. The key to precise drawing is building up muscle memory so that your arm/hand/fingers do the things you want them to do when you want them to do them.  Teaching yourself to draw a straight line or to make sweet curves is just a matter of practice and there are some exercises you can do to help improve. If you’re going to be doodling in class or during meetings anyway, why not put that time to good use?
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satellite-blossom · 2 days
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i love love love your chubby miku because she looks just like me!! i've wanted to cosplay miku for YEARS but was afraid to becuase all the cosplayers i've seen were/are all skinny + it seems like you have to look a certain way to cosplay specific characters. your fat miku has given me the confidence i needed to try cosplaying her in the near future!! i feel so represented by her, thank you so much and keep being awesome!!!
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Miku is for everyone. I love love seeing anyone cosplaying Miku. The thing about Miku is that she can be anything you want. You can cosplay any Miku because Miku is Miku. Please do cosplay her as you want! Cosplay and have fun!
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satellite-blossom · 2 days
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Shenaniganing
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satellite-blossom · 3 days
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HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭
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