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Dr. Spencer Reid
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Garcia: I hope you saved me for dessert.
JJ: Morgan isn't here, baby girl.
Garcia: Oh. I knew that. That was for you.
Don't ever tell me they're not bisexuals!!!
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Hotch: Gideon, why’s there a teenager in my office?
Gideon: this is Dr Spencer Reid, he’s our new team member :)
Hotch: is he even old enough to drink?
Gideon: he’s 21 so just about
Hotch: that’s barely comforting. Has he even gone through the academy?
Gideon: he pretty much failed everything that wasn’t book related but I pulled some strings
Hotch: you brought me a 21 year old who couldn’t even pass the FBI academy and has 0 field experience to be my new profiler?
Gideon: happy birthday
Reid: happy birthday
Hotch: Reid-
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why doesnt the big hotchner eat the little hotchner
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criminal minds scenes that make me laugh
hotch: reid, how many boats are there on lake mead?
reid: 1,908.
kate: come on. you just know that?
reid: yeah. there are 1,908 boats on lake mead.
kate: where’d you get that number?
*rossi pulls out his phone, knowing where the conversation is going*
reid: based on the population density of the area, i estimated.
kate: you guessed. i mean, is this guy really a genius, or does he just say things with authority and we all believe him?
derek: oh, wow. thank you. ten years. it took ten years for someone to finally have my back!
*derek and kate fistbump*
alright, einstein, she just called you out. bring it.
reid: look it up!
rossi: i am… and the kid’s right.
reid: i accept your apology.
*reid holds out his knuckles towards derek*
reid: blow it up!
derek: never.
*hotch leans over and fistbumps reid*
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Mom "don't you think you're watching too much of that show?? You really like crimes that much?"
Me "yes, it's definitely the crimes"
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Bunch of leaves blew in during Halloween. We let our foster kittens play with them before sweeping up.
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la la la la la garcia and morgan are dating la la la la la garcia and morgan are dating....
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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listen, if you want to be with someone that has ADHD and doesn’t / can’t take medicine for it, you have to understand that we just forget. Yes, we know you had us write it down and put it somewhere obvious, we still forgot. Yes, you just said it 10 times, we still forgot. Yes, you literally, to our face, seconds before, told us in detail, we turned around and forgot immediately. we forget, everything, immediately, most of the time.
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Ok please unmute the rattling noises is so cute
I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats
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youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!
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I know you were doing your job. And I'm proud of you for that, but there is a small selfish part of me that wishes you didn't want to anymore.
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the epic highs and lows of queer coded baseball
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