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satan-in-a-v-neck · 9 months

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I want to cry 😭

A year ago I bought AFTG on kindle and I switched phones and for some reason it doesn’t let me read the whole series 💔

#aftg

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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Pansy Parkinson from fanfic "Номура" by ahaironmylip 🐍🐍🐍

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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They’re at some kind of exy event, Andrew doesn’t really know what it’s for, just that Kevin dragged them there; something about contracts and appearances and good causes.

There are free drinks at the bar for the famous exy players. A concept Andrew doesn’t understand. Exy players make millions of dollars each year, why are they getting free drinks?

It’s tedious, milling around the semi acquaintances and teammates, but Neil is there, attached to Andrew’s side at just the right distance to be close but not too close and he keeps whispering slightly judgemental comments in Andrew’s ear, leaning down ever so slightly so his nose brushes against Andrew’s cheek. Andrew feels safe and watched and so he has a double whiskey. And then another, and the event doesn’t get any more interesting but it does become more boring so he has another.

“Drew” Neil’s voice is like syrup and Andrew leans into it. “You good?”. A perfect auburn eyebrow raised. Andrew nods, lightheaded and floaty, “mmhm”. He likes this, like being able to let go a bit because Neil is there to hold him together.

“Okay, sure” Neil’s laughing at him, Andrew can tell but the uplift at the corner of his mouth, “hey Drew, come here, yes or no?” Neil asks, lifting his arm and Andrew doesn’t have to think before nodding and walking right into it and tucking himself against Neil’s warm solid side.

They hang around a litter longer, Neil getting swept up in conversations about new playing styles and team improvements and recent transfers. Andrew tunes it out, focuses on the warmth spread between them where their bodies meld into one. There’ll be photos tomorrow, and headlines too, probably a call with his publicist. Everyone in the exy world knows they’re together but they’ve never acted so much like it in public before. Maybe it’s a good thing, Andrew thinks absently, it feels good right now, anyway.

A little while later Neil manages to drag them both away from the masses and escape into the empty parking lot to where the Mas is parked. Andrew leans against the passenger door grabs Neil by the front of his dress shirt and pulls so Neil is stood between his legs. And then when Neil still maintains a few inches of space, pulls him in again so they’re flush against each other.

Neil laughs at him properly now, “You’re a needy drunk” Andrew nods, it’s whatever, “kiss me?”

Neil shakes his head, he’s smiling, and then plants a kiss on Andrew’s forehead, one cheek then the other, then the tip of his nose. “Not tonight. Tomorrow I’ll kiss you all you want”

Andrew isn’t that drunk, he’s with it enough to know he wants to kiss Neil, and to know that want in itself is legit, but also Neil’s non wavering respect for his boundaries and consent sends an a shiver down Andrew’s spine equal to the one that actually kissing Neil’s would. He slumps in Neil’s arms but nods once, twice, then pushes him away and climbs into the car. They can kiss tomorrow, among other things.

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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When you share really personal shit about urself and it’s fine in the moment and u feel good but like three hours later you’re like why did I say that?????? and your brain is literally flicking the lights on and off screaming welcome to hell!!! welcome to hell!!!

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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I'd pay to be a fly on the wall in the same room as Neil the first time he gets drunk.

That guy has almost no filter when he's sober and possibly about to get killed for talking shit. Him drunk? In a safe environment? Surrounded by people who he considers family? Feral. Unhinged. Give him a karaoke machine NOW.

#someone write this

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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“to me, the difference between us is pretty obvious. he thinks the opposite of fire is water, and i think the opposite of fire is no fire”

— andrew minyard on being mistaken for his twin brother

(edit: this is an incorrect quote he didnt actually say this😭😭)

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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Matt: oh my god this website posted the top ten best looking EXY men in our league.

Nicky: WHAT? DID I MAKE IT???

Matt:you got 8th

Nicky: god damnit there is no way there are 7 better looking guys then me.*looks around the empty room*…did I beat the monsters?

Matt: * gives a remorseful face* sorry bud

Nicky: You’re KIDDING me! Kevin hardly even brushes his hair!

Kevin *walking in*: what are you yelling my name for?

*matt turns the computer to face him while nicky sulks.*

Kevin: oh this is completely humiliating. This is a disgrace to EXY. Whoever made this is a waste of space.

Nicky *sullenly*: did you make top 5?

Kevin * rolling his eyes*: 3rd

Nicky: THIRD? THIRD? This is completely ridiculous I want a recount you have a face tattoo for gods sakes don’t these people have any CLASS?

Kevin *sends nicky a death glare and then lays back into a beanbag.*

Matt: nicky if it makes you feel better you beat rico

Nicky: rico is DEAD.

Matt: we’ll it’s something isn’t it?

Nicky: don’t mock me! Wait. Are the twins on there? Neil?

Kevin * letting out a laugh* Andrew got second actually.

Nicky *screaming* Oh you’ve GOT to be fucking kidding me. That freak?! He’s the size of a 7th grade girl and doesn’t even show his face to the cameras. This is fucking ridiculous.

Aaron *entering the room through the front door.*: nicky I can hear your yelling from down the hall,do you have to make it more embarrassing to be related to you than it already is?

Nicky: THIS WEBSITE CLAIMS I AM ONLY THE 8TH BEST LOOKING MAN IN EXY AND YOU WANT ME TO STAY CALM?

Aaron: what? What did I get?

Matt: 6th.

Kevin *cackling*sixth?! Andrew got second.

Aaron: SECOND? WE HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE. Who else beat me?

Matt: Jean is first, then Andrew, Kevin, neil, jermey, than you.

aaron: are you telling me that NEIL who’s face is half burned off is higher up on that list? That’s just fuckjng great.

Nicky: sorry cuzzo. Neil is a catch and so is his little boyfriend.

Aaron: stop saying that.

Nicky: what? Andrew and neil are dating.

Aaron: no you saying neil is a catch. It’s making me nauseous.

Neil and Andrew walk in, sweaty from running. Neil is wearing a thin black t shirt that is clinging to his chest and his muscles are erect and flexing all around his chest and legs. His hair, along with Andrews, is wet with sweat and sticking in all kinds of directions. Andrew presses his hand to Neil’s rapid chest and it makes neil laugh. His smiling revealing all of his straight white teeth and dimples.Andrews arms flex on their own and he uses his hand to cover Neil’s lips.The room goes quiet and neil looks up.

Neil: what are you guys doing?

Nicky: I need some air.

Matt: me too.

Aaron: god fucking damnit

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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Andrew carrying Neil's bag after an away game because Neil's legs wint stop shaking from how fast he ran

#(they WON!!!)#aftg #aftg headcanon #aftg au #tfc headcanon #aftg series #andrew joseph minyard #neil josten #aftg andreil #neil x andrew #andrew minyard

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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#nick nelson being the best boyfriend ever

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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Holy shit

Holy shit I just came up with the best follow up headcannon on why Neil and Andrew don't wear their wedding/promise rings on their fingers but instead hang it on necklaces/keychains:

Tilda always wore the promise ring the twins' dad gave her, even if the promise was broken.

Mary and Nathan both wore rings, and rings hurt pretty fucking bad on skin.

Neil doesn't want him and Andrew to end up like Mary and Nathan or Tilda, Andrew caught on these and agreed and thats why

#does this make sense?#honestly idk #I'm on 4 hours of sleep.#aftg #aftg headcanon #aftg au #tfc headcanon #aftg series #andrew joseph minyard #neil josten #aaron minyard #aftg andreil #andrew minyard #soft bbis #aftg hc #neil and andrew

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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This show makes me anxious

#heartstopper

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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If aftg was a series? An illustrated intro:

It's not the best paced but I did NOT have the patience to make it more complex than this

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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Andrew Minyard

Andrew is the kind of person that xan write with both hands

Andrew is the kind of man who doesn't like football or sports

Andrew is the kind of person that has one notebook for all of his classes

Andrew is the kind of person that sits on his bed for 30min before getting up

Andrew is the kind of person that likes green mashed potatoes

Andrew is the kind of person that brushes his hair with shampoo

Andrew is the type of person that shaves his legs because the hair makes him feel like he has bugs crawling over him

Andrew is the type of person that has long eyelashes

Andrew is the kind of person that hates the yellow highlighter

Andrew is the kind of person that can either read an entire book at three hours or five months

Andrew minyard is the kind of person that doesn't get cavities

Andrew is the kind if person that us basically a glow stick because his bones crack all the time

#andrew minyard #aftg #aftg headcanon #aftg au #tfc headcanon #aftg series #andrew joseph minyard

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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wow i haven’t drawn anything in 1000000 yrs

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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I dont care what you say, Andrew and Aaron sometime mixed up their kfc buckets and Andrew almost died because it was spicy.

#aaron: why isnt it spicy? I bought the spicy one. I payed extra.#andrew: *choking with red ears and cheeks but no emotion on his face*#Andrew: switching their bucket then gets up and calmly walks to the bathroom #aaron: oh.#aaron: oops.#aaron: continues to eat #aftg #aftg headcanon #tfc headcanon #aftg series #andrew joseph minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards #andrew is the short twin

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satan-in-a-v-neck · 2 years

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Panda is my favorite kind

Hurt/comfort(?), happy ending, fluffish.

TW: MENTIONED SA (not graphic)

Andrew is twelve. He sits on the swings at a park almost an hour away from the spare house family; his body aches where hands touched him without his consent.

A pack of cigarettes lays on the floor near his dangling feet, empty. There were earphones in his ears, repeating the same six songs downloaded into his phone. He was swinging back and forth, not looking down.

He noticed the little girl trying to sneak around, and when she came close enough she spoke. Andrew removed one earbud, bored expression. "Did you say something?" He asked "You're too big to swing on those" the young girl said, holding a panda bear stuffie and a piece of bread before hopping to the other swing's seat "I'm not" Andrew answered.

He couldn't understand why he answered the girl and put his earbud back. She kept talking. Andrew took the earbud off again, slightly annoyed. "What?" He asked "what's your name?" The girl asked again "Andrew." The girl hummed "my brother's name is Andrew too" This girl was annoying.

"Where are your parents?" Andrew asked, the girl swinged her feet, getting higher "they drove somewhere. I'm staying with grandma" Andrew clicked his tongue "why isn't she here with you?" Andrew asked "grandma went away to visit my other grandma. Can you stop me?"

Amdrew didnt know why but he got up and stopped the swing for her. The girl hopped off, the piece of bread forgotten on the floor "can you play with me?" Before Andrew answered she continued talking. "nobody ever playes with me"

"Dont you have friends?' Andrew asked "everyone is mean to me.. they say I cry a lot which is not true" the girl put her hand out "play with me?" Andrew took her small hand in his and she pulled him to where the slide is. "Okay, the first one that touches the hammock first wins"

the girl counted from one to three then ran, Andrew walked slower behind her and stopped when she layed on it "swing me" she asked and Andrew did. "Whats your name?" Andrew asked "Noya" the girl answered

"do you have any siblings Noya?" Noya nodded "why aren't they here with you?" Noya looked up at Andrew, green hazel eyes looking into his own "they aren't here. I'm visiting grandma"

"So you are here alone." The girl smiled up at him "can we play catch? The one who catches Bobo is the winner" she held the stuffed animal to Andrew's face "okay." Andrew asked her questions, in return she gave him answers when she catched the toy.

"What's your favorite kind of bear Andrew? Mine is panda" Andrew hummed at the innocent question, "I dont know what mine is." Andrew stayed with the girl untill the sun went down.

Andrew urged her to go home and she did, running to the entrance of the park before turning back and running to Andrew, holding the stuffed bear to him and only talking once andrew took it from her small hands

"I wont ever forget you, thank you for playing with me! Keep Bobo so you wont forget me too" before Andrew could respond she ran away. Andrew looked down at the panda bear stuffie that had a tear in his nose before tucking it in the bottom of his bag and walking away,

years later asking Eric to fix the ruined doll in exchange for the gift Nicky wants for his birthday, always tucking it in the bottom of his bag like a well kept secret from then on.

"Andrew" Andrew looked at Neil "are you okay? You spaced out." Renne looked at her friend, cheeks flushed from playing truth dare drink with the foxes. "What was the question." Andrew says calmly, Matt answers "what your favorite kind of bear" Andrew didnt miss a beat.

"Pandas are my favorite."

#this is based on my experience #this literally happened like an hour ago #aftg #aftg andrew #soft andrew #andrew joseph minyard #andrew minyard #tfc headcanon #neil josten #aftg series #aftg headcanon

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