sarcasticslothy
Moving through life slowly and with a hefty dose of sarcasm
Amelia | Aussie | Librarian | Cat Lady | Gamer | Wannabe writer
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Lone star fam we moved on too fast from this thorough clowning
#i lost my mind when this came on#im like omg its ma silly firefighter show!#911 lone star#john oliver
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Forget about the steps. Just dance the shit out of it!
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At this hearing, I stand before my fellow members of The Tortured Poets Department with a summary of my findings.
Album tonight.
Fortnight music video tomorrow at 8pm et.
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How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?
#i remember the first time i watched this and being like WTF is wrong with the UK#I'm with Jack#hide me behind that desk HAHAHA#9 out of 10 cats#I'm lke 90% sure its Joe Wilkinson though Jimmy nearly says Joe at one point and the whole act is SO Joe
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“Remember me” - original poem
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Thanks for the tags @heartstringsduet @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @janto4ev @strandnreyes @honeybee-taskforce and @sznofthesticks
Missing moment 3x06 is ALMOST finished. Bless. Give me a day or two for some finishing touches and then you can have it.
He urges Carlos silently not to stop, presses his palm to the small of Carlos’s back and breathes as his body and soul feels rearranged, both making room for Carlos inside them. It’s hot and dizzying, and Carlos exhales shakily as his hips press into TK’s backside, seated fully inside him where he’s always belonged. He drops down from his elbows, TK fully flattened underneath his weight as Carlos kisses sloppily along his neck. TK winds his arms around Carlos’s back, closing his eyes and just breathing with him as Carlos stays motionless on top of him.
He trails his fingers again, feather light, up and down Carlos’s spine and soaks it all in. The pressure of Carlos’s cock holding him open, the warmth of his breath on TK’s neck, the weight of him surrounding TK.
“You good?” he asks softly, kissing the side of Carlos’s face when he can speak again.
“Just love you,” Carlos whispers back. He rolls his hips only slightly, grinding his cock inside, and TK moans quietly at the feel of it.
“This means a lot, huh?” TK feels it too. He finds he doesn’t have the words for it, the language that could express how big this feels escapes him entirely and he just wants to float in this moment forever. His body wants Carlos to move, to fuck into him, to make him tremble and break apart the way only Carlos can. But his heart wants to just stay like this forever, because the moment Carlos rocks his hips again is one moment closer to when it will end. They melt into one person, when they’re like this, and TK always regrets that they have to become two again when it’s over.
Carlos nods. “So much, baby.”
TK inhales sharply as a long-forgotten memory suddenly floods back to him.
“What?” Carlos asks quickly, the serene moment chipped just a little as he pushes back up onto an elbow and looks down, sweetly concerned, at TK with his eyes wide and his forehead wrinkled.
“No, nothing, I’m okay,” TK assures, reaching up and stroking Carlos’s hair.
Carlos just raises his eyebrows, and TK smiles at him, feeling as if warm honey is being poured onto his skin.
“You called me baby.”
Slow realization takes over Carlos’s features. The corner of his mouth quirks into the beginnings of a smile.
“You did at the hospital, too. I just remembered.”
“Did I?”
TK nods. “I was out of it, but … I heard you.”
Carlos slips his bottom lip between his teeth. TK cups his hand around the back of his head and guides him down for a kiss.
Their foreheads connect again when their lips part, and TK says, “You never called me that before.”
“Yeah,” Carlos agrees in a whisper. “I don’t know. I just … I love being your baby.”
TK has to press his lips together to keep from whimpering embarrassingly.
“Thought maybe you could be mine, too.”
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#might be my favourite ever series of tarlos fics.#i will wait forever for them#other people's writing
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Well, I'm not running, TK. I'm right here. No matter what, baby.
9-1-1: LONE STAR I S04E16 'A House Divided'
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help 😭😭😭
#nawwww#all the futures we missed out on#dooooom#also how the fuck are they on 5x05 already?#like it's only been what 3 weeks?!#we really filming out of order now?#911 lone star spoilers
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Wilhelm and Simon 2.06 l 3.06
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I love you.
Young Royals, S03E06
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Wille & Simon | YOUNG ROYALS season 3
#i adore them#one of the best endings of a show ive seen in a while#young royals#young royals spoilers#wilmon#prince wilhelm#simon eriksson
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WILMON ENDGAME
YOUNG ROYALS | 3.06
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YOUNG ROYALS
1.06 | 3.06
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someone on twitter pointed out that in the end august got everything he supposedly wanted but lost what he really loved which was sara and THAT is his punishment,,,,,young royals writers, you will always be famous
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YOUNG ROYALS (2021—2024)
#the way that you can feel the happiness in just a glance of his smile#so carefree#the stress is literally gone from his face#young royals#yr s3 spoilers#prince wilhelm#edvin ryding#young royals spoilers
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YOUNG ROYALS 3.06
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