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The two states that legalized pot are getting together for a “Super Bowl”

Best ones I’ve seen #ValentinesDayCards

Random thoughts....

This Valentine’s Day… Me: I have a date……with mah homework Hw: You can…DO me anytime

Ellen: “[About being sexiest man alive] What’s the weirdest reaction you’ve had so far, from who?”

In honor of finals, a raging blizzard, and needing to release some stress, here’s my short cover of Frozen’s “Let It Go”, with less “PG” lyrics, but probably a lot more true to its original message.

*Explicit, yet kinda honest language. beware*

Christmas for Asians like...me...was mostly gaining "mass" and no "Christ"

Sometimes...I want an extra arm...

totalitarian dystopian future lit is like “what if the government got so powerful that all the bad stuff that’s already happening ALSO HAPPENED TO WHITE PEOPLE?”

Worst day so far.....

Dear peeps!! I would like to announce that today's probably the worst day in my learning career!!! Yup....that's right! I'm pretty sure I failed my history quiz and my physics test....so.....I'm about to face the consequences: 1. My mama might not make me rice and yummilicious Asian treats 2. My teachers might recommend me to pursue the career of "leave-my-classroom" 3. And other things.... Well...to prevent all of these sad things to bite me in the nose...I have back-up plans!!! ALRIGHTEEEEEE...so I'm gonna go up to the mountains and live with goats for a while...contact me via the bamboo line plz....then once I reach somewhat close to enlightenment....I'm gonna return to the savage world of reality and become....wait for it........a HOBO! I shall create the philosophy Hoboism and become the King of the Hobos....why not right?! If u need me...........sucks for u!

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

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