Romance Peaked.

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

au where everything is the same but lan wangji turns into a bunny when he's sad 🥺🥺🥺

(based on iliacquer’s sad bunji thread on twitter, link to thread in the comments)

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

barrel Do you want to play 20 Questions? lockstock: Sure! lockstock: Whats your favorite color? barrel: Triangle. Do you like men?

having a side wound is such slut behavior tbh. like damn your waist is looking pretty grabbable right now 👀 due to needing to apply pressure to stop the bleeding. but also other factors.

shin soukoku but they play a horror game (they're playing ddlc (it was atsushi's idea)) atsushi: [crying and sobbing over his favourite character (probably sayori) dying] akutagawa: [staring at all of the females in disgust the entire game] they both spent an hour trying to find the characters folder to delete monika, and akutagawa ended up putting all the blame on atsushi

If we don't count the obvious Hualian flirting, Xie Lian and Shi Qingxuan really have been sharing the braincell during the whole mission and it's been bouncing between them.

Love them ..

I mean I knew from the novels that obviously mq and fx must've had a temporary (which became permanent) truce thing going on in book 1 but the glances in the donghua just read so differently like it's no longer just "two haters on begrudging mission" it's giving "divorced parents at the graduation" it's giving "coordination" it's giving "let's get our alibis straight while sitting back to back in a diner booth in disguises" it is GIVING "these two have a blood feud but the Frisbee teamup chemistry is just too good to pass up"

sam: this is game changer, funny show, get points!

dropout cast members: wow, yippee, wahoo!

brennan:

fall out boy is so fascinating because anyone who doesnt know anything about fall out boy thinks theyre only relevant to millenials who had intense emo phases while anyone who is a huge fall out boy fan is aware of the fact that every single album they release has gotten them a wave of new young fans. and actually thats not even true because every album second album cycle the fans from the one before the last one are like what do you mean you became a fan during the last album cycle i didnt think anyone was still onboarding. and this is going to go on forever until they retire probably.

it just so hard scaremongering to the modern peasant class 💀

The American Midwest is being hit with dangerous blizzards and subzero temps that can cause frostbite in under ten minutes and my dad is outside grilling burgers.

If you don't have at least one ship that would make a 15yo puritan tiktoker in progressive gay hat throw their shit are you even living

I'm manifesting this now, but nothing would be more perfect than Laura getting married three times at the table.

First, a Perc'ahlia wedding one-shot, hopefully soon a Fjorester wedding one-shot, and then in the distant future round it out with an Imodna wedding one-shot.