How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
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what a time to be alive
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#firstimpressions anatomy
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me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]
the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]
me:
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You don’t say?
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when you gotta get up for school and you sit on the bed for 20min like this
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I NCABT BRHEAHE
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President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie
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One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
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Share a coke with dude bro
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THIS IS SO AWESOME THOUGH
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George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.
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