I love drinking water

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

BST is for the zoomers, GMT is for the boomers

Ok so like I haven't been around for.... A Whole While. But I went through some stuff, transformed as a person, got a degree, yada yada.... But I'm back and ready to shit post like never before

But wait…

If Elon is changing the name, logo, moderation policies and basically everything that made Twitter the bird app that it was…

Then couldn’t someone buy back the name, duplicate Twitter and we can leave the sad billionnaire with the X obssession alone?

me in the pussy if im being completely honest

i plead oopsies dasies your honor

moodboard for when. for when you

nothing has been more important to my being queer than when i went to my first pride parade, got seperated from my group, had a panic attack about it and was sitting on the side of the road holding a tiny genderfluid flag and freaking out. then this six foot five drag queen in four inch heels appeared from literally nowhere and sat down next to me. i, this scared-shitless trans bi kid at pride for the first time, very nervously told her she looked pretty and i told her my name and that i got lost and didn't feel like i should be at pride and she held my hand and said "oh, honey, everybody deserves to be here, especially you. pride is for everybody who's ever gotten lost, who's been scared of who they are or where they are. you think we never been scared before? pride's for you, honey, because you're scared. you don't have to be proud right now, but you're gonna be one day, honey, i'm sure of it."

i found my group soon after that and i never saw that queen again but to this day i am convinced i met an angel.

so yeah. pride is for you. pride is for all of us.

average girlblogger

life honestly used to feel real and then maybe after like 2016ish everything just started to become more and more unbelievable until reaching the point of like complete simulation territory. every day i feel more like a sim that some fucked up 11 year old is making decisions for and i’m screaming gibberish and waving my arms around in a puddle of my own piss

On This the 100th Anniversary of the Sinking of the Titanic, We Reconsider the Buoyancy of the Human Heart by Laura Lamb Brown-Lavoie