*touching the hair of a naturally blond man* stop it. for me
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A classic rinse
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RIP Eloise Bridgerton, you would have loved dragging the whole family into Hot Topic
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At my job sometimes a customer says something so baffling, the mask of customer service slips off and they are talking to the real me for a second
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The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars
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TIL about Wiley Brooks, the famous advocate of Breatharianism, or the belief that you can survive on air alone, except that he said the McDonald's double quarter pounder was okay to have with a diet coke because of its fifth dimensional energy. Not water though.
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Fate spins along as it should.
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“Do you want to go into deep sea or space?” NEITHER the Lord made me of and for the dirt.
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pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly
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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
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