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rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from
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“Ew why do you ship Ghoulcy? He’s old enough to be her great great grandfather and he tortures her!!!”
BECAUSE they’re parallels of each other despite their age difference and terrible interactions. Also, because I like toxic fucking ships! I’m not pretending their dynamic is sunshine and rainbows!!
The point of shipping Ghoulcy is because it’s fucked up and weird, OKAY?! That’s why it’s HOT! If you’re not into that, then Ghoulcy isn’t for you and stay outta the tags!!!
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saltysultry · 16 hours
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"Not much stays clean up here, Vaultie. You'll see."
obsessed with how the ghoul views lucy's clean principles as morality of convenience, as something that is unsustainable in the world she now finds herself in, something she will lose. not only that, he's determined to be the thing she loses it to. to him, she's fresh snow: an inevitable corruption.
hell, he probably thinks he's doing her a favor. he's thinking of all the ways he's seen people lose that part of themselves. he's seen the worst humanity has to offer. he's seen 'a decided uptick' in torture. what we see him put her through is small potatoes by comparison.
she's not in her vault anymore, and if she doesn't stop acting like it, there's a whole lot worse out there than him.
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saltysultry · 21 hours
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I’m so old I remember when Republicans believed someone who had sex outside of marriage and lied about it was unfit to serve as president and should be impeached.
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ticket inspector newbon
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saltysultry · 24 hours
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As soon as Norm walked on screen I go “oh shit that’s Rico from Hannah Montana”
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Editing Human Alastor in the show screenshots
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Neil Newbon as Simon Walker 8/14/2013
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It's June 1. It's time.
Go be gay.
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people (me) died
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Lee Russell Core (Text Post Edition)
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saltysultry · 3 days
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I need to know the thought process that went into making this promo, what the brainstorm session was like. I guess someone just went, hear me out, Ava calls Boyd and Raylan, saying her house is on fire and she's stuck in the bedroom. So Boyd and Raylan both head there only to find each other standing on opposite sides of a burning bed. Ava then locks the house so the boys could work things out between them because it is time goddammit. That's really cool Kevin but why the bedroom and.. a burning bed? Well the burning bed represents the hate fuck they desperately need, Gareth.
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Young Frankenstein (1974) dir. Mel Brooks
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