Love in this very serious chapter (Theon I TWOW) when Stannis is interrogating Theon and both of them momentarily pause to mutually roll their eyes at Asha bringing her pirate polycule to the party.

Mind you Theon is currently chained up like this:

(Couldn’t find a fucking image that worked so I had to use one from Shrek 2 I’m so sorry)

Maurice Denis (French, 1870-1943), Le martyre de Saint-Sébastien [The Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian], 1893. Oil on canvas, 41 x 32.5 cm.

i have absolutely no proof or real thematic analysis to back this one up. but listen. i am absolutely 100% sure that bittersteel ate bloodraven’s eyeball once he carved it out of his skull at their duel on the redgrass field. not even premeditated just in the moment pure corn-fed targaryen crazy riverlands blood hunger instinct. dudes rock

bittersteel voice the lib-er-als *pause for boos* you know, you get it. i heard the woke liberal mob wants to rename the conqueror they-gon targaryen. *pause for boos* They-gon! and that’s true! the founder of our dynasty! and the woke dornish, they’re trying to make it happen. but we’re not gonna do that here. not in this kingdom *pause for cheers* we are keeping marriage between one man and his dubiously underage sister *pause for cheers* we are bringing back conquest *pause for cheers* and we are bringing back kings who bear the sword *pause for cheers* and that’s why daemon blackfyre is gonna be the best king westeros has ever had the very best

why is this taking me 626252 years to finish honestly…..anyway…lol I kinda like jaime with bows

coming up with joke genderswap names for targaryens is easy a) bc most targ names have a canon male/female version e.g. viserys/viserra aemon/aemma etc. and b) even if they don’t and sound extremely stupid and made up thats fine targaryen names usually do. thats prince rhaenar and his aunt daemys. sure

The divine right of kings but it's a curse

sansa stark’s escape

The castle walls loomed large above her, and for a moment she wanted nothing so much as to pull herself up and run back to her warm rooms in the Kitchen Keep. Be brave, she told herself. Be brave, like a lady in a song.

Saw this tweet foever ago n now i keep thinkin bout how making any character ever Canadian is funny as fuck. Theyre all canadian now

This One

the thing about rhaenyra and those kids is that women exercising basic sexual autonomy is the bedrock of any just and equitable society. AND also scamming is funny. how could you not applaud her velaryon disinformation campaign

people do not understand when i tell them that sometimes, asoiaf is a comedy

no asoiaf posting i do will ever beat lebanese people hanging banners over highways asking god to protect jon snow when s8 premiered

“ the people of beirut support jon snow against his battle with the white walkers” “jon snow….may allah protect you” like this is so funny i love lebanese ppl

asoiaf characters + vengeance

A Game of Thrones, Sansa VI // Judith Slaying Holofernes, Artemesia Gentileschi // A Feast for Crows, Arianne, The Princess in the Tower // Medea, Giuseppe-Raymondo Bernardazzi // A Dance with Dragons, The Watcher, Areo Hotah // Tomyris Plunges the Head of the Dead Cyrus Into a Vessel of Blood, Peter Paul Rubens // A Clash of Kings, Theon V // The Two Princes Edward and Richard in the Tower, 1483, John Everett Millais

ur so right queen he IS in the walls