salemwitchboi
Gender Re-Mix
hi i'm Salem James (Smol Dad of tumblr) HE/HIM/HIS I’m married (to Toll Dad) I just want to talk about gender, Role Play, Art, and Cartoons. Feel free to talk to me
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I think I wrote a sorta okay Hobbit/LOTR fanfic.
If you’re looking for a little simple slice of life fluff, and you might want to hear about my sorta OC, message me, and I shall send.
#fanfic#hobbit#the hobbit#lotr#lord of the rings#OC#Bilbo#Bilbo Baggins#Frodo#Frodo Baggins#Baggins#hobbits#wizards
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Judge: How do you plead?
Pippin: *looks at Gandalf*
Gandalf: *mouths ‘not guilty’*
Pippin: Hot milky
Gandalf: Just lock him up
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Frodo: I’m never letting you plan anything again
Pippin: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Frodo: NOT WHEN IT’S OSTRICHES
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Merry & Pippin *holding up scooters*: Can we go ride these outside?
Boromir: Sure, I’m not your mother.
Merry & Pippin *running outside*: Ok!
Boromir *sprinting to the door*: NOT IN THE STREET! DON’T GO TOO FAR!
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okay but a hobbit party oN tOP oF An eAGLE’s bACK!!!!
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Some people should walk around with circus music to match their energy
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Pippin: *pushing on a pull door*
Merry, filming: Push harder
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✩ S T A R S C R E A M
Because I am alone! Because the nanosecond I forgot that, life - most often in the shape of Megatron - beat the truth back into me. Literally!
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My family is at last complete.
#onward#barley lightfoot#ian lightfoot#mom lightfoot#laurel lightfoot#onward toys#toy#my toys#pixar#disney
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Describe yourself on anon and I'll say if I'd date you
Gender, height, hair color and style, eye color, hobbies, interests, what kind of date we’d go on, anything you wanna say really.
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Settle a debate by liking + reblogging if you agree!
Straight people can date trans people and still be straight.
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