Why was one afraid of two?

one could only speculate

"theres no such thing as stupid questions"

-go back in time

-find the person who said that

-ask them what the dog doin

-return to the present

-vtubers no longer exist (butterfly effect, hard to explain)

What if god was one of us 🎵

Would that be fucked up or what 🎵

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

[dj crazy times during his obligatory post-divorce anti-woke speaker career] wife, it always lie woman cannot into guy

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

💀💀💀💀💀

Trans women please start dating cis women instead of huffing copium and dating other “transbians” challenge

Why do I only get the lame trolls like this? Copium? Really? Redditor gamer speak? This is like the hate mail equivalent of throwing a damp sponge at the garage door while I'm out buying groceries.

Where's the pseudo-progressive language to create the illusion that this is an honest take coming from within my community? Why aren't you borrowing from like, actual discourse that's happening right now and making the ask accusatory so I feel the need to defend myself and get upset and accidentally say something careless that makes things worse?

Amateurish. Not even bait. Just pissing in the wind.

happy tgirl tummy tuesday look at my cool eyeliner

medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali

yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure

Just a reminder that there are people who will love and accept you as your authentic self.

I know that it’s a big thing in TERF/radfem/GC talking points that “everyone is afraid to deny you” or that “they’re just humouring you”, but it’s just meant to make you cut yourself off. The point is to make you afraid to interact with anyone.

Most people who say they see you as your gender, really do. And it’s usually pretty easy to pick up when someone is just paying it lip service instead.

There are people in this world who will never accept us, but don’t ever let that blind you to the existence of those that do.

hey um. I saw you reblogged a post from tumblr user wormgirlpenisballs. well she literally takes the lord's name in vain on a regular basis and my mom says she's an agent of the devil. could you kill her please

karl marx didnt predict the puppygirl so what does he know really

Can we please please talk about switch x switch sex because oh my:

- Both people fighting for dominance and it’s confident and snarky and eventually when one of you gives in it’s the roughest, most possessive sex ever

- Switching roles halfway through and being hit with the “it’s my turn to make you feel good” or perhaps the “don’t you think you got a little carried away, doll?”

- Both not really feeling like domming so it’s just soft and whiny and touchy sex filled with pleas and begging.

I could go on and on

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