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damn. i wish moving on from you was much easier than it actually was. you were the light to my dark and the stars to my universe, i didnt know what i could do without you. but you were never mine. i had my fantasies and dreams about you. but it was never reality.
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If Peter Parker came Home with a scratch:
peter:it’s just a scratch no worr-
fan: NSJJDJSJS ITS NOT OKAY, YOUR HURT AND YOUR TOO FUCKING PRECIOUS-
fricking like tony or something:
*sips tea*
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If Peter Parker came Home with a scratch:
peter:it’s just a scratch no worr-
fan: NSJJDJSJS ITS NOT OKAY, YOUR HURT AND YOUR TOO FUCKING PRECIOUS-
fricking like tony or something:
*sips tea*
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The Black family Reunion in Heaven
Regulus: hey brother, i’ve been haunting you in your sleep for the past few years!
Walburga: hey son! Your a huge dick and I wish i wasn’t your mother! What? I was just saying the tea you know.
Orion: you always smelled like bleach, kid
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The Black family Reunion in Heaven
Regulus: hey brother, i’ve been haunting you in your sleep for the past few years!
Walburga: hey son! Your a huge dick and I wish i wasn’t your mother! What? I was just saying the tea you know.
Orion: you always smelled like bleach, kid
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*harry cries*
james: ahh shit why is the baby crying! does it need food?
lily: *in the other room* JAMES DON’T CURSE IN FRONT OF THE BABY!
james: well i’m comfused! you know all this baby stuff is hard.
sirius: just give him five galleons, he’ll shut up
lily: are you sirius-
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*harry cries*
james: ahh shit why is the baby crying! does it need food?
lily: *in the other room* JAMES DON’T CURSE IN FRONT OF THE BABY!
james: well i’m comfused! you know all this baby stuff is hard.
sirius: just give him five galleons, he’ll shut up
lily: are you sirius-
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A Day With The Black Sisters
andromeda: is mum hanging out with smutty rich purebloods again? *hits head on the wall*
bellatrix: pUReBlooD pUreBLood pUreBlood vOldy vOldy pUreBlood
narcissa: *reading a book* bellatrix shut the fuck up, i’m trying to study for potions!
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Everyone in Hogwarts Right Now:
gryffindor: i’m gonna do whatever the fuck i want so like fuck off pleaseeeee.
ravenclaw: we aren’t just smart, we’re more badass than ur mummy. fUcK oFF tHicc bOi.
hufflepuff: hey there love! Would you like to play quidditch with me? *evil voice* if you fucking say no i’ll break you neck in half.
slytherin: Fuck Dad gave me a new broom and it isn’t even the most expensive one wtf. Can someone grab a mudblood to kill me right now? Please and thank you.
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James and Lily’s Wedding
minister: do you lily evans, take james potter to be lawfully wedded husband, to have to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness, and in health, until death do us part.
Lily: i do
james: minister: do you james potter, take lily evans to be lawfully wedded husband, to have to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness, and in health, until death do us part.
james: *whisper yells* sirius! Come over here
sirius: what.
james: can you tell lily i said i do
sirius: *yells* JAMES SAID I DO
lily: *whispers* is it to late to get a divorce?
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When everyone is at the Party in the afterlife
james would ask sirius and remus all about harry.
Lily would catch up with Severus, much to jame’s dislike
Sirius and Regulus will TRY to get along.
All of the kids who died in the Battle of Hogwarts will have an exclusive Hogwarts party.
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