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Diego: My dad taught me to throw knives to make me less gay.
Diego: Now, I know how to suck dick & throw knives.
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Klaus: I really want to tell a joke, but I only remember the punchline
Dave: Go ahead
Klaus:“Tooth hurty”
Dave: “What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day?”
Klaus: You complete me
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Five, when Klaus was dancing with Delores in the van:
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ahora si, no se quemó nada…
toDOS LOS PINCHES PLÁTANOS
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ahora si, no se quemó nada...
toDOS LOS PINCHES PLÁTANOS
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If klaus could see Ben right after he died and not just when they were older, I wonder if klaus was just sitting at Ben’s funeral looking at Ben like
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Due to personal reasons i will be arranging my death to bring my kids back together and kick start the apocalypse
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Umbrella Academy writers: *Looking at Klaus* You know what this poor, PTSD-riddled, gay addict needs?
Me: Therapy? A happy ending?
Umbrella Academy writers: More PTSD. *Chucks Klaus into the 60's*
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Five: I poisioned someone’s drink, but I forget which one.
Diego: yOU DID WHAT?!?
Klaus: the way this dinner has been going, I hope it’s mine.
Vanya: *chugs the rest of her drink*
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all i’m saying is that if i was vanya hargreeves and my brother who was stuck in his 13 year-old body was STILL taller than me? i would’ve tried to cause the apocolypse too
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vanya: my kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what i have to say
klaus: unrealistic, just settle for bondage like the rest of us
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Five: i just get a new notebook. What should i put on it?
Klaus: put spaghettis on it.
Five: I’m receiving suggestions from any other person
Ben: put spaghettis on it
Five: I’m receiving suggestions from anyone except you two.
Diego: put spaghettis on it.
Five: I’m not taking any suggestions anymore.
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