I like you, in a plutonic way.
“Don’t you mean ‘platonic’?”
No, plutonium, like radioactive exposure, the longer I’m with you the more I feel like dying.
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Doflamingo: Law, what about your goal?
Law: Um…I don’t have any.
Doflamingo: Oh! Come on Law!
Law: My goal is not to wake up at 40, with the revelation that I wasted my life in a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.
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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZfSOg3TmGA)
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my ear: *starts ringing really loudly to the point where it's kind of painful*
me, even though i should probably get that checked out: SPEAK TO ME CASTIEL, I AM LISTENING.
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no but, everyone’s reaction when Regina said she used to be attracted to Rumple tho…
this
is
just
fucking
priceless
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Emma: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all
Mirror: Killian Jones
Emma: Damn you right
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*throws phone against the wall*
fuck u asshole
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