me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online
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person who is chronically outside
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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.
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Ordered food the first time in aaaages but its taking so long to arrive I’m gonna check my concepts while I wait
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Ordered food the first time in aaaages but its taking so long to arrive I’m gonna check my concepts while I wait
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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practice
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i feel like once you start being around kids more violence against kid jokes just immediately stop being funny to you if not genuinely infuriating
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