Jack: go and clean the blood off that wall

Ianto: no

Jack: i’m literally your boss

Ianto: still no

Jack: ok no sex tonight

Ianto: where’s the heavy duty bleach

john: i think we should get a cat

sherlock: no i don’t really like cat

sherlock: last time it was much too dry

john: ok well wha- hold on what

i have one thing to say

sherlock + shrooms

molly: i don’t think anything would ever happen between me and sherlock

irene: yeah neither

john: …yeah…never… certainly not

john: the sexual tension in this room…

irene: believe me there is but it’s not between me and sherlock

John: don’t talk to me!

Sherlock: wasn’t planning on it.

Tom, dear, yes, you DO look lovely as Latimer. But scoot on back to Silent Witness. I need to see Harry's face when Nikki (and I quote) gets "wooed by a Science Minister". I'm telling you, he wouldn't like it.

*blows fringe off face in frustration*

If Nikki and Jack split up, then Jack gets custody of Simone (and me) in the divorce 💀💀

In like her second episode when she first joined she mentioned she was married and it’s been bugging me for however many years and i’m so happy it’s finally been addressed

oh btw silent witness has done a lot of fucking stupid things in its time but this nikki backstory has got to be hands down the stupidest

THEYRE SO CUTE MY HEART

At Monday night’s Gilded Glamour-themed Met Gala, Kim Kardashian (and paramour Pete Davidson) swooped onto the red carpet to deliver the most talked-about look of the night. Kardashian arrived in Marilyn Monroe’s original, infamous “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” dress, the skintight and nearly transparent gown she wore to serenade John F. Kennedy, her rumored lover, in 1962.

In an interview with Vogue, Kardashian explained she’d borrowed the dress from Ripley’s Believe It or Not Museum in Orlando, which itself had acquired the creation from Julien’s Auctions in 2016 for $4.8 million; the dress—originally sketched by Bob Mackie, then designed by Jean-Louis—is the most expensive ever sold at auction. In a press release, Ripley’s described the dress as “very heavy:” over 6,000 crystals adorn it, causing the garment to weigh in at around six pounds.

In the aftermath of the Gala, ire has started to brew forth amongst the fashion archivist community: several conservators of fragile garments, including the former Head Conservator at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute, have expressed outrage that Kardashian went so far as to pull the original gown out of storage and wear it, thereby potentially damaging the garment.

“When I was the head of the Costume Institute’s conservation lab I had to swat off requests by people (including Anna Wintour) to have irreplaceable objects in the collection be worn by models and celebrities,” conservator Sarah Scaturro wrote in an Instagram caption.

A representative for the Met said the museum had no comment. The Daily Beast reached out to Scaturro, Condé Nast and Wintour for comment.

Scaturro’s criticism has been re-posted by Marjolein Koek, the conservator of textiles at the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam and Madelief Hohé, a fashion curator at the Kunstmuseum Den Haag in the Netherlands. (The Daily Beast reached out to Koek and Hohé for comment.)

“In my opinion, [Kim wearing the dress] was not a good idea,“ fashion historian Keren Ben-Horin told The Daily Beast. “It raises a lot of questions about ethics. Sarah raises very important points that this is one of a kind, historical garment that should not leave the museum. For conservators, there are a lot of things they consider even before they even take any action to restore the dress. Sometimes they might even leave sweat stains in, because it’s part of the integrity of the dress.”

Jesus fucking christ, I thought she was wearing a replica, not the actual fucking dress.

curious how (at least in the modern era) the master has never choked the doctor or even physically attacked him in a way that is tangible for the viewer but suddenly, now that the master is a man again, and the doctor a woman he is choking her & forcing her to degrade herself in front of him. really curious.

if RTD 'can't write dialogue' then what is this?

Molly: what’s that plant-

Molly: sherlock are you growing weed?

Sherlock: of course not.

Sherlock: mrs hudson is.