rorylvjy
rory/simon
lover of all art, indie games, public transport systems, dogshit ow2 support main
ftm, he/him, minor
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Vic is the Name!
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i can believe anything provided that it is quite incredible
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever
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Mammalian Sighing Reflex debuts at #1 on the Spotify UK Album Charts!
#much anticipated my ass#wilbur soot just threw it out no warning#we didn't even get the time to say goodbye to our families
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when i was a kid my grandpa was a great depression survivor and he wouldn't waste ANY amount of food so he taught me i had to eat the apple core and i started eating the whole apple in grade school and the kids called me horse boy
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i think this is supposed to be homophobic but i haven’t stopped laughing at this for 30 minutes this is SO FUCKING FUNNY
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I only had 2 nights with my weighted blanket and I already miss it
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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
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trying to weed out the “fakers” will inevitably lead to you harassing real disabled people who can’t perform their disability well enough for you
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for anyone who doesn't watch any minecraft youtubers that do lore/servers, please.
try to imagine a show where every single character has their own point of view show, with their own shenanigans, storyline, editing-style, etc.
you go from watching a happy little man with elf ears and a whimsical smile who's a theme park owner. go to another pov and it's a giant fucking green guy with horns and cyborg parts with funky music as his intro and the sound of a goat crying and he's cackling madly explaining how he's about to shoot a missile at his neighbor every day for the rest of their life because the neighbor dug a hole on his property. he's neighbors with the whimsical theme park owner
i cannot watch normal shows anymore
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why give me the urge to curl up like a car but not the bones to
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i would quite like to infodump every single piece of information about my country’s public transport system in one single post but i would have to tell ppl where i live, translate numerous sites for screenshots, and actually write the bloody thing so i might not and that is very sad
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More favourite stupid video game tropes, Hallowe’en edition:
Games where you start out playing as a character who’s presented as a totally plausible protagonist, but then they’re horribly killed and the actual player character is someone different
Tutorials that describe the basic mechanics from an in-character perspective in a way that seems like a silly fourth-wall-breaking joke, then much later this casual blurring of the fourth wall is revealed to have horrifying narrative implications
Fakeouts where it looks like you messed up and died, but really it’s a puzzle and you have to do something during the fake gameover screen to “solve” it
Reality-warping powers being represented as the ability to fuck with the game-mechanical substrate; e.g., teleportation in a 2D action game being represented by letting the player screen-wrap
Brainfuck segments where you’re suddenly playing as the monster and you have to have a boss fight against your own player character or something
Puzzles where the obstacles are the appendages of some unfathomably huge unseen creature, and you have to, like, poke its tentacles in the correct order to get them to move out of the way
Subtly impossible level layouts, like a corridor that makes four or five left turns in a row without intersecting itself
When a game whose narrative has heretofore acknowledged no diegetic separation between the player and the player character suddenly breaks its own rules and addresses the player directly
When you’re in a suspiciously calm and peaceful area, then something happens to alter your perceptions and it’s revealed that it was all an illusion and the Happy Shiny People were secretly zombie demon ghosts all along, and they all turn to face the camera and go “EEEEEEEE”
When there’s a guy with a detachable head
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