what if we were two youtubers and we had beef with each other?

(this based on @ghosts-and-glory yotubers au LMAO)

@aimeelouart 

Have a Calamity Zack comic! I love him so much and this concept is so good!!!! This is a short passage from ‘Unexpected Vacation’ :D

Not technically his ex cause the divorce papers were never signed...

The road to forgiveness is paved with miles of bullying

“…now what?”

Hc Branch is premium cuddle real estate.

whomp whomp

I thought

IF Floyd really came back?

then boom

tiny dragon? companion? can have a little cheese as a treat

Zexal Sunday funnies

Also:

pov u are Koki Kariya on the 9 billionth shitty death game of your lifetime (neo week 2) standing around bc your wife refuses to do anything about the rat infestation from Shinjuku and you open the gc to find out not only is Beat the guy running around punching reapers and not Neku but apparently nobody ever removed his access to the private reaper server bc he died in 2008 before it fucking existed so now this gif keeps sending in the chat every time he beats a new reaper into paste (every 5 minutes or so)

LQG AND SQQ ARE BEST FWIENDS

I think Shen Yuan probably wasn't able to keep a lot of friends in his original life, so when he realises that LQG is probably his best friend he gets dorkily excited. Meanwhile YQY looks on, filled with envy.....

Sequel

day care attendant

Organization XIII, ranked by their titles

Roxas: The Key of Destiny Nice and epic. The good double meaning that he wields the key, yet also is the key to the organization plans, turned and manipulated to unlock a door with no will of his own. The organization sees him as the key to their destiny, but really, Roxas is the key and the bearer, and through his arc, learns to be the keeper of his own fate. 1000/10

Demyx: The Melodious Nocturne Rolls off the tongue in a pleasant way. You might think, “what the heckity is a nocturne? It sounds cool as heck.” Well, a nocturne is (what a surprise), a musical term. But specifically, it is a word used in both art and music, to describe a piece evocative of night. A cool sounding term for a fantasy character that, when you google it, actually means something interesting and thematically relevant? what a rarity/10

Larxene: The Savage Nymph Now, the usage of ‘nymph’ might take some points off this one, being more befitting a character with nature powers, like Marluxia. Or, she could be using nymph in the more entomological definition, meaning young insect, like a wasp or a hornet, something with a bit more ‘sting’ to it. The real confusion of the second part keeps her from the top slot, but the delicious zeugma of the first half makes up for it. #savage/10

Axel: Fury of the Dancing Flames Ooh. What a wonderful epithet. There’s such a nice prose to it, not found in any other members of the evil squad. On top of that, it covers all the bases that we as the audience need to know about Axel. What is he? Angy. How will he express that? Fire. Like, boring, non-dancing fire? Nope. Sick-as-hell dancing fire. Axel should get to dance too tho/10

Xaldin: The Whirlwind Lancer I’ll say, I tried to keep personal opinions of the characters out of this ranking. It’s pure coincidence that some of my favorites have the dopest names. And nothing proves that more than Xaldin’s placement here. Do I like this man? Nah. But, I have to admit, his bossfight in Two is really artful. Someone had to sit down and ask themselves “How do we make the wind intimidating?” And their core concept started with a whirlwind, lances, and terrible sideburns. The sideburns didn’t make it into the name, and thank the stars for that. But the rest is very nicely menacing. 7/10

Xemnas: Superior of the In-Between Another name that says what it does on the tin. Xemnas is constantly getting referred to as “The Superior” instead of everyone just calling him “boss” like a normal person. It’s got more than a hint of over-dramatic edginess to it. But that is one of the reasons we love Kingdom Hearts. Same thing goes for the audacity Xemans has to call him realm “The In-Between”, which sounds way better than “Our neo-neo-gothic nightmare pocket dimension with Escher-esque skyscraper clipping” drama queen/10

Zexion: The Cloaked Schemer “Cloaked” and “Schemer” describe approximately 90% of the organization. It’s like if your job description at the office was “Guy who has hair and opinions”. Zexion isn’t even the schemer-iest egg in the carton! Fine name in most other evil friendgroups, just not this one. come on Zexion you can do better than this/10

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