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Roland&Leoline
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Lactose: e-excuse me...
Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!
Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!
Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?
Lactose: but I...
Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*
Large intestine: lactase?!
Small intestine: b-but you're both...
Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?
Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?
Lactose: I-I w-
Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking
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absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner
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#yeah ummmm#reason number 274639293 not to comment on someone's weight#like ever#also don't congratulate b symptoms#just don't
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Always funny when your dash is curated in such a way as to avoid the initial annoying discourse and the annoying overreaction to that discourse and you only get the, like, two-levels-removed nuanced essay-length polemics and analyses to what sounds like discourse hell out there.
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"gender is a performance and i'm gonna win a fucking Oscar" vs "gender is a performance and i'm gonna win a fucking Razzie"
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sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying
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TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.
via beatlyzer.com
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everyone say happy pride month to rose marion tyler.
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can’t use the internet without adblock because it’s so crowded that it’s unusable can’t read important breaking news without a subscription can’t get a streaming service without them eventually adding commercials can’t watch youtube videos without 30 ads can’t search up things on google without seeing a shit ton of sponsored results can’t answer unknown numbers because everything is a scam call can’t use essential app features without a 30 dollar subscription per month can’t watch a music video without product placement. is anyone else tired
#TIRED#it was always gonna get to this point though#I've seen enough futuristic sci-fi movies to know
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What do you crave while you're on your period? I always crave yogurt
a hysterectomy
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being in love with ur friend like entirely platonically is insane. like. hey, i love you so much by the way. i carry a part of you in me, so if were apart ill still do things that will remind me of you because i got it from you. hey man i know were talking right now but i miss you. i love you
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being in love with ur friend like entirely platonically is insane. like. hey, i love you so much by the way. i carry a part of you in me, so if were apart ill still do things that will remind me of you because i got it from you. hey man i know were talking right now but i miss you. i love you
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iconic….
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Playing with Sangmen/嗓门 (“Voice”/“Windpipe”)
English added by me :)
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STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose
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