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rogueptoridactyl · 3 years
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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
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(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
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rogueptoridactyl · 3 years
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it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
you can only reblog this today.
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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Dad for One Week (November/December 2020) Prompts and Dates!
Day 1 (Monday, November 30)- 
- Autumn Leaves/Warm Drinks
Day 2 (Tuesday, December 1)- 
- Baking Treats
Day 3 (Wednesday, December 2)- 
- Presents
Day 4 (Thursday, December 3)- 
- Trick or Treat
Day 5 (Friday, December 4)- 
- Costume Party/Haunted House
Day 6 (Saturday, December 5)- 
- A Nightmare Before Christmas
Day 7 (Sunday, December 6)- 
- Monsters
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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Ah the free market at work. (Similar to when I went to CVS to pickup a 90$ prescription and they had their own generic version for 7.99).
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics
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Medicine
A Study In Physical Injury
Comas
Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs
Broken Bones
Burns
Unconsciousness & Head Trauma
Blood Loss
Stab Wounds
Pain & Shock
All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)
Writing Specific Characters
Portraying a kleptomaniac.
Playing a character with cancer.
How to portray a power driven character.
Playing the manipulative character.
Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.
Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.
Writing a character who lost someone important.
Playing the bullies.
Portraying the drug dealer.
Playing a rebellious character.
How to portray a sociopath.
How to write characters with PTSD.
Playing characters with memory loss.
Playing a pyromaniac.
How to write a mute character.
How to write a character with an OCD.
How to play a stoner.
Playing a character with an eating disorder.
Portraying a character who is anti-social.
Portraying a character who is depressed.
How to portray someone with dyslexia.
How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.
Portraying a character with severe depression.
How to play a serial killer.
Writing insane characters.
Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.
Tips on writing a drug addict.
How to write a character with HPD.
Writing a character with Nymphomania.
Writing a character with schizophrenia.
Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.
Writing a character with depression.
Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.
Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.
How to play a victim of rape.
How to play a mentally ill/insane character.
Writing a character who self-harms.
Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.
How to play the stalker.
How to portray a character high on cocaine.
Playing a character with ADHD.
How to play a sexual assault victim.
Writing a compulsive gambler.
Playing a character who is faking a disorder.
Playing a prisoner.
Portraying an emotionally detached character.
How to play a character with social anxiety.
Portraying a character who is high.
Portraying characters who have secrets.
Portraying a recovering alcoholic.
Portraying a sex addict.
How to play someone creepy.
Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.
Playing a character under the influence of drugs.
Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.
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Domestic Abuse
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Human Trafficking
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Contemporary Slavery 
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AK-47 prices on the black market
Bribes
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Exotic Animals
Fake Diplomas
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Human Smuggling Fees
Human Traffickers Prices
Kidney and Organ Trafficking Prices
Prostitution Prices
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Heroin Prices
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Earnings From Illegal Jobs
Countries In Order Of Largest To Smallest Risk
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On This Day
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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Nyle DiMarco discusses Marvel’s casting of their deaf character, Hawkeye, in his interview with Mic.
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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do any of the fanboys saying momo has to show that much skin because she needs it to use her power wanna explain to me why bakugou wears gloves
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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Y’all talk weird on here. Sometimes I see a post and i agree but y’all talk weird so I’m like fuckYou.
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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Zutara Week 2020 Day 1: Reunion
In case Tumblr can’t play the video here’s the Vimeo Link
This prompt inspired this whole animatic in my head, and I just HAD to get it out. Dedicated to my best friend from High School and my fellow Zutara comrade, @bekahknotmarley-blog. Also SOUND ON!
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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Remember, it’s not a competition
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes
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rogueptoridactyl · 4 years
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PLEASE do me and yourselves a favor. Shipping costs less with the USPS by a massive margin and it's a cornerstone of our public services. Sign the White House petition to keep it alive.
If you've been reblogging my post about Amazon, then please reblog this too. (Did you know Amazon's shipping costs are in part so cheap because they use USPS to offset their costs? Yeah.)
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