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breedtheseed · 7 hours
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Woman!sinner!adam: great my head hurts wit a second why is my chest so heavy and my as husband big- why the fuck is my vice so funding bithy ho no
Putss his heads betting his leags.
Adam: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
Lucifer who is just walking around: I need to make a new duck
Love that maybe I should write Fem!sinner Adam it’d be a great story that’s for sure and I’d love to read it if anyone writes it
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breedtheseed · 7 hours
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What the anon said about Adam's ass. How would the 7 rings of hell even know? (The man has the entire baking industry packed into him) Is it like measuring an earthquake?
Yes yes it is I mean he did win the fattest ass in hazbin so no question they have to use a special way of measuring the shake of his cheeks
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breedtheseed · 7 hours
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Imagine a 160 year old(16 in demon years) Alice begging her dad to let her go to a party and stay the night with some friends
Lucifer: Apple pie I’m sorry but your still too young to be doing such adult activities
Alice: Dad, I’m not your little girl anymore! Look at me I’m 160 years old. 160!
Lucifer looks at his daughter and all he sees is his baby lamb looking back at him with her big innocent eyes and grumpy expression and hears her say in her kid voice
Alice: That’s practically an adult! But you still treat me like I’m some little kid!!!
🤣 awww 🥰 she’d be so cute wanting to go out into the world
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breedtheseed · 7 hours
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imagine when Alice is a teenager, the king of Hell’s plus Adam’s temper mixed with teenage girl hormones…
a 130 year old Alice(13 in demon years) getting the “talk” about “that time of the month”
Alice: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY MONTH!?!?
Adam and Lucifer are both cowering from Alice who was staring at the box of pads with fire in her eyes
Lucifer:(gulps) Honey that’s just nature you know? The glory of being a woman?
Alice throws the pads at Lucifer
Alice: IM NOT USING THESE I’M NEVER USING THESE
Alice then looks toward the nice new white couch and sits her arse down on it much to her parents disgust and frustration
Alice holding a standing in front of a mirror hating at all the weight she gained
Alice: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME IM GOING TO GET FATTER?!?!?
Adam is holding onto Lucifer crying while Lucifer comforts him
Alice trying to to cover her acne covered face with her hoodie while sobbing
Alice: I’M HIDEOUS!!!!
Adam: Sweetheart, you can hardly see them
Lucifer: Yeah it’s pretty!
Alice simply sets some furniture on fire and stomps up to her room. And Adam and Lucifer both yearn for their sweet little girl again
🤣🤣🤣 yes Alice would have a temper that only her sister can calm down
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breedtheseed · 15 hours
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Whenever Lucifer sees Adam naked he jumps on him like the foxy jumpscare gif.
That is terrifying I love it lol he fucking dives into his boobs
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breedtheseed · 15 hours
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Very very wierd question but. How jiggly is Adam's ass?
Slap it right and all seven rings of hell can feel the vibrations
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breedtheseed · 17 hours
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It’s to help raise money for a new laptop
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breedtheseed · 19 hours
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adam hazbin hotel has the fattest ass in the cast send tweet
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breedtheseed · 1 day
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I’m so sorry Lute I wrote you crusty for plot reasons 😭😭😭
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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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Man chapter 6 is the hurt chapter SOOOOOO goodluck and tell me what y’all think
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breedtheseed · 2 days
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Chapter 6 of the Shrek AU is up
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breedtheseed · 2 days
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Do you think Adam has any Queen duties? Except for giving birth to heirs, since that one is obvious.
Probably but also I wouldn’t know what the man would do lol 😂 plus Lucifer seems to have most of it handled I think lol
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breedtheseed · 2 days
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imagine if/when Alice hits the…clingy phase, I think you know what phase I’m talking about
Charlie, Vaggie, and Angel waiting for Adam at a restaurant when he comes in looking frazzled holding a two year old Alice in one arm and his bag in the other
Adam: hey guys sorry I’m late, Alice has been pretty fussy this morning and Lucifer had a meeting so he couldn’t take Alice with him. (Mumbles under breath) not like she’d allow him to take her in the first place
Charlie: Hey let me help you there
Charlie goes up to take Alice from his arms
Adam: Oh no wait Charlie that’s not a good
When Alice sees Charlie getting a little too close she smacks her right in the nose causing her to back away in pain
Alice: NO!
Angel:(chuckles) no means no Char-Char
Adam: sorry hun, she’s going through a I only want mommy phase
CUTE yesss Alice would do that she’d be so clingy and not want anyone to touch her mama so adorable 🥰
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breedtheseed · 2 days
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pirate au
Lucifer : I love you , Adam . So much its hurt .
Adam : No you don’t. If you love me , then why do I have a scar ?
lucifer was speechless as he look at the scar on Adam face . He was a fool back then .
Adam : I trusted you . After you give me this scar , I become an outcast. Everyone they all call me one eyed monster. I hated it . While you were having fun , I was suffering.
lucifer feel his heart broken. How he wanted to go back and fix the mistake he made . He wanted to tell Adam it was okay but he couldn’t.
Adam : what you keep saying isn’t love . You just couldn’t accept that your wife Lilith abandoned you so you seek comfort in me . I am just a stand in toy for you .
Adam didn’t wanted to cry but his heart hurt . He saw how lucifer and Lilith had fun while he suffered .
Adam look at lucifer with hatred in his eyes . He won’t let lucifer made him fool anymore. An eye for an eye
Adam : now what ? You turn me into a sea monster. Huh ?? Isn’t making me one eye freak not enough for you ?
Lucifer : Y-You were drowning.
Adam: I would rather died than become sea monster. Call me selfish but I will never thank you .
lucifer : I saved your life . I am trying my hard to fix my mistake .
Adam: wounds will heal but scars will be left . No matter how much you do , you can’t change it . For example , my eye as he pointed at his scar across his eye .
Adam : Yeah you saved my life . You may have my body but you will never had my heart .
Poor baby 😭😭😭 OUCH you have cut me real deep this is so good
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breedtheseed · 2 days
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I wonder who gets spoiled more Adam by Lucifer, who does all those little courting things . Or Lucifer by Adam for just praising the short king (Lucifer also has a praise kink, I refuse to believe it's not), and let him play with his tits
I think both lol 😂 Adams tits are too amazing
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breedtheseed · 2 days
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BEAUTIFUL FLAWLESS AMAZING this was so delicious thank you for this amazing meal
I Want You to Lose Control
Summary: Adam just wanted Lucifer to lose control
WARNING: Smut, Praise Kink, Heavy Feminization, Crossdressing, Semi-Public Sex, Semi-Car Sex, Thigh Riding, Fingering, Eye Contact, Finger Sucking, Top Lucifer Morningstar, Bottom Adam, Adam has a Pussy, Double Penetration(kinda), Anal Fingering(kinda), Established Relationship
Adam’s content.
He’s happy, something he hadn’t felt in a very long time.
And he’s finally with the love of his life, well, afterlife, but still.
Just as it should have been since that damn Garden.
Sure, coming back as a Sinner was the last fucking thing on Adam’s mind after the last Extermination Day, but if he hadn’t, he wouldn’t have rekindle what he thought was lost, way back in Eden.
Lucifer had offered a deal that Adam couldn’t turn down, protection from Hell that wanted to do less than savory things to the First Man, due to the past Exterminations.
It was really a no brainer on what Adam’s answer was.
Since then, Adam had been staying at the Hotel, and as he would hate to admit it. It was actually kinda nice. There weren’t any eyes on him all the time, no expectations he had to meet. He was just Adam.
But Lucifer had been awkward, well he’s always awkward, but more than usual? And at first it was easy to ignore, until Adam noticed it was just around him, that Lucifer loses his cool, making everything tense and leaving everyone embarrassed, sans Adam, who was just confused.
Surprisingly, it was Husk, who spilled to Adam late one night, on why Lucifer was so off.
And let’s just say the night ended with Lucifer going to sleep, a very happy man, cuddling with his Dove.
The past few weeks after that had been the same, just with more Lucifer involved and Adam couldn't find it in himself to particularly mind Lucifer's attention was solely focused on him, just like he had always wanted.
And the sex! Fuck, Adam had never felt so safe, wanted, cherished, loved.
Lucifer always make sure if he’s okay and comfortable, but Adam is getting fucking sick of it.
Don’t get him wrong, he loves what he has with Lucifer in and out of the bedroom, it's just..
Adam wanted Lucifer to lose control, just this once.
So when he put on a black silk dress, he had a mission; Drive Lucifer Fucking Crazy. Lucifer was already at the bar with the rest of their friends and Adam was supposed to meet them as soon as he finished tending his garden. It was a gift from Lucifer that left Adam with a very sore throat when he showed Lucifer how thankful he was.
Usually, it would take Adam a while to get out of his garden, but he finished early, he was a man on a mission after all.
His dress barely covered his ass, it was too revealing, but Adam knew how he looked, knew that people usually liked him because he was hot. He put on red lipstick, finishing the look with a gold choker on his neck, a L dangling from it. He could feel all eyes on him when he stepped into the dive bar, he made his way to the bar, ordering a glass of vodka. The bartender had handed it over with a compliment, and Adam would have thanked the man, if it wasn’t for his not so subtle eye-fucking and the excessive lick of his lips. He shuddered in disgust and ignored the man, making his way to the booth that the Hazbin’s had occupied, after spotting them the minute he walked in.
Lucifer actually choked on his drink when he saw him, and Adam hid a smug smirk behind the rim of the glass in his hand, and was quickly pulled to Lucifer’s side, who was content to pepper kisses on his neck and collarbone as Adam talked to the rest of the group. Soon they scattered around, some dancing, some to the pool tables, and Adam and Lucifer were left alone.
“Oh, Adam baby,” Lucifer groaned into His Dove’s neck, inhaling his scent. “Do you actually wanna kill me?”
“Hello to you too, Luci,” Adam snickered, and Lucifer pulled away from the tempting pale neck to kiss him, Adam’s hand softly brushing his red circled cheeks.
“You’re going to be the death of me,” Lucifer mumbled against Adam’s lips, slowly pulling him into his lap. Adam ignored what he said and kept on kissing him, sucking his long snake tongue into his mouth, his hands playing with the blonde hairs at the nape of the shorters neck. Lucifer sighed contentedly, happy to stay there, making out with His Dove.
“Let’s go home?” Adam whispered as he pulled away, his lips swollen, Lucifer’s face messed up, red lipstick smeared all over his chin and mouth, he looked up at Adam, dazed. Adam grinded on a thin but muscular thigh, letting out a soft moan. “Please, Luci?”
“Fuck, yes baby,” Lucifer was still nodding as he was led outside by Adam, their hands entertwined. Adam heard him growl, Lucifer’s free hand squeezing his ass. Thankfully, the Royal Limo was waiting outside for them, and they quickly climbed into the backseat.
“Adam, baby, light of my life,” Lucifer said with a groan as Adam straddled him again, slowly riding his thigh. “You look so fucking good like this,” Lucifer whispered, pushing his fingers past plump lips, Adam sucking them as a soft moan escapes his mouth at the praise. Lucifer pushed his thigh into Adam’s core, helping him grind more firmly, Adam kept looking into red eyes, letting out soft whines as he sucked on the offered fingers. “Such a good girl, my prettiest good girl.”
“Fuck,” Adam whimpered, burying his head into Lucifer’s neck now that both of Lucifer’s hands are on his hips, pulling him down harder. Lucifer’s slacks were wet, ruined by Adam, but he groans each time he feels his wetness spread on him. Adam was reaching his climax, letting out soft ‘Ah, ah, ah’s’ repeatedly, his plush thighs are shaking as he loses his rhythm, Lucifer keeps his hands on his hips, helping him ride his orgasm. Adam keeps his face buried into Lucifer’s neck, biting and sucking.
“Thank you, Sebastian.” Lucifer says, carrying Adam and basically running to their shared room. Adam makes a small mental note to ask Lucifer to give the man a raise, poor man is probably traumatized. But Lucifer pushes him against the door as soon as they step inside, a knee between his legs.
“I don’t think you know what you do to me,” Lucifer groans into his collarbone, leaving a trail of bruises that Adam wouldn’t mind showing off. “Coming into the bar, looking like this, I wanted to rip this dress off as soon as you walked in, taking you in front of everyone, especially in front of the ones who stared for far too long,” Lucifer carefully took off the silk dress. “I really like this one, I don’t wanna ruin it,” he answered sheepishly as Adam arched a brow at him.
“But Luci~! What if I wanted you to lose control?” Adam purred against his lips, pushing down against the knee between his legs. “What if I wanted you to bend me over that table and fuck me in front of all those people? Until I’m so sore I can barely walk. Then everyone would see how good you fuck me.”
“Holy fucking shit, Dove, your driving me crazy,” Lucifer groaned into his neck as Adam, wrapped his legs around his waist, rubbing against the firm muscle he can feel through Lucifer’s button up. Lucifer sucks a nipple into his mouth, backing until he sits down on a sofa, Adam on his lap, riding his thigh once again. “Open your mouth for me baby,” Lucifer says as he pushes three fingers into his mouth, and Adam sucks on them greedily. “That fucking mouth of yours, you just love sucking, don’t you?”
Adam mewls, Lucifer’s other hand strokes his face softly, and Adam leans into the touch, moving his hips slower. “I’ll take care of you, My Love,” Lucifer whispers against his plump mouth, as his wet fingers dip inside Adam’s cunt, his thumb rubbing firm circles on the others stiff clit. “Will you be a good girl for me?”
“I’ll be your best girl,” Adam whines into his mouth as Lucifer’s fingers move inside him, stroking his sweet spot relentlessly. Lucifer helps him ride his fingers as he pulls and pinch his nipples, addicted to the noises Adam lets out breathlessly, he twists his fingers suddenly, and Adam arches his back, his plush chest pushed into Lucifer’s face, a bright blush spreading to his cheeks and the tips of his ears.
“That’s it baby,” Lucifer coos, kissing his neck and biting, soothing the bites with his long tongue. “You’re so beautiful like this.” Adam whimpers, dropping his head onto Lucifer’s shoulder.
Lucifer carries him to their bedroom, dropping him on the bed and crawling on top of him. “I’m nowhere near done with you,” Lucifer says with a wicked grin and snarl as Adam pushes his shirt off his shoulders. “Wanna taste you,” Lucifer mumbles out as he trails wet kisses down Adam’s body. He pushes Adam’s legs apart, an appreciative hum leaving his mouth as he inhales his scent, kissing the inside of those thighs, leaving red angry marks on pale skin, letting out hot soft breathes on Adam’s quivering cunt, listening to him moan and watching him chase his mouth, such a beautiful mess. Lucifer quickly leans down and sucks his clit, hard, and Adam cums, hard. Lucifer laughs softly as he licks up the mess he made. He stands up and takes off his pants, flipping Adam onto his stomach, two thumbs pressing on back dimples.
“You’re so gorgeous like this,” Lucifer praised. “Spread out, looking so fucked,” Lucifer presses his cock into Adam’s dripping cunt, slowly pushing in, Adam moans high and loud into the pillows. “I bet my throne you look the best with my cock snuggled deep inside of you.”
“God, Luci~,” Adam moans, his voice gone. “Fuck me, please,” he pushes back, but Lucifer keeps him in place, admiring how good he looks. He pushes in, his thick cock sinking lower, spreading Adam out as he groans and thrashes.
“What a beautiful mess,” Lucifer whispers, his chest flushed to Adam’s back, a lazy rhythm of pushing and pulling, wet slick noises filling the room. “My beautiful mess,” Lucifer presses soft feather kisses between Adam’s shoulder blades and back, his thumb now pushing into that tight puckered hole, his other thumb rubbing firm circles on his clit, helping him relax. “I wanted to fuck your ass for so long, baby,” Lucifer whispers, as Adam’s high moans fill the room, Lucifer’s thumb finally pops inside. “You’re so tight, baby, do you think I can fit my cock?”
“You’ll make it fit. You always do” Adam moans, his words slurred. “Please, fuck. Please Luci~!”
”What do you want, baby?” Lucifer asks, pushing all the way in, leaving kisses on Adam’s back. “Tell me, anything for you.”
"I don’t know,” Adam sobs into the pillow, frustrated. “Make me feel good, Lucifer.”
"I’ll make you feel good, My Love,” Lucifer promises, pulling his thumb out. “Relax for me?”
"Yes,” Adam breathed out, now laying on his back, spreading his legs farther. “Anything for you,” he echoes, Lucifer’s smile is full of love as he leans down, kissing him thoroughly. “Tell me if it’s too much?” Lucifer says, looking into Adam’s eyes, who nods, enthusiastic.
Lucifer pushes his cock into Adam, slow and deliberate. Before setting a pace that drives him wild, giving it to him how he likes it, fast and dirty, Adam’s moans drive him wild, and before he knows it Lucifer cums undone, absolutely ruined as he kisses Adam’s pale throat, who rides out his orgasm slowly.
"Up for another round?” Lucifer asks after a while, trailing light kisses on Adam’s jaw. “Or do you wanna take a bath and then cuddle?”
"A bath sounds perfect, Lu,” Adam’s voice is raspy, and Lucifer’s sure he’d fall to his knees if he wasn’t already lying on bed, he purrs into the bruised up neck as fingers softly scratch his scalp.
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