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I’m actually still stuck in a Home Depot btw, dms open cause I don’t care | 20 | nothing I do here is canon
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Explore the wonders of the Mesozoic with these National Park posters!
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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.
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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit
Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet
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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)
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tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for
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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake
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DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor
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Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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Art by François Miville-Deschênes
Hittites vs. Sarmatians
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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