*Me after someone I follow inevitably decides to shitpost 200+ reblogs clogging my feed so that I'm forced to miss updates from all the other blogs I follow or scroll endlessly through their garbage until my thumbs fall off.

you guys heard of this movie called rope

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NOT EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE

Evidence the first lipstick mirror message was left not by Shangela but by legendary queen Laurence Olivier 

Laurence Olivier as Everard Logan The Divorce of Lady X (1938)

I’d probably wrack my brain to recite fragments of a Keats - Fanny Brawne letter so you can feel you kicked it in the service of a grand romance only to realize you're about to die never knowing that kind of love so I try to backtrack but not in time

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

never in between

@takiisbranding

No offense but where are the male porn bots