Why do you want to go to picture day Morty? School isn't a place for smart people.

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The multiverse is for SMART and ESTABLISHED SCIENTISTS like ME.. and Morty but he’s just my grandson and not a scientist.

About half of that is from alcoholism, by the way.

Every time I see a post where someone doesn’t cut their roleplays, a small piece of me dies. I am now 83% dead inside.

Every time I see a post where someone doesn't cut their roleplays, a small piece of me dies. I am now 83% dead inside.

Fuck off, Jerry. Magic the Gathering is a game for smart people. I’m confiscating that Black Lotus. You don’t understand its true value.

Reblog if you are proud of your URL

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

She was really proud of this one. Miss you ❤❤

Only hall of fame I'll be inducted into is the Alcohol of Fame on the Wall of Shame.

There's a butt-hamster dimension where when the Rick turns himself into a pickle, all it is is a pickle hanging out of a butt. I would know, I've been there.

Gazorpazorpfield is a fucking dick.

Why would I plaster my blog here in my grandchildren's art? Because I can, and I love them. I do what I fucking want.

Fucking Cygerian spam mail, am I right, Morty?

I destroyed my own life.

reblog if you cant wait for rick and morty to fucking ruin you and destroy your life

No, we can't let people just "enjoy things" if those things are literally destroying lives.