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rhymeswithswaggness · 5 hours
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Hello, Magnus.
ꌩꂦꀎ’ꋪꍟ ꉓꂦꂵꀤꈤꁅ ꅏꀤ꓄ꃅ ꂵꍟ.
Grabs you by the shoulders and Vanishes
-@byleistrlaufeyjarson
What the-
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rhymeswithswaggness · 6 hours
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@0asta0 we have a date. Don’t we?
We should go on our date. N o w.
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
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[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
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@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 6 hours
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You have access to her account you dingbat. She introduced you to her dad you huckleberry. Who tf are you talking to right now you worm??
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 6 hours
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…. Are you stupid.
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 7 hours
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Woooooow… chaaaaarmer. That’s… interesting.
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 7 hours
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That’s not what I mean my man but that’s cool that you guys are close and stuff.
How uh… how did you meet?
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 7 hours
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Is it though.
Listen I’m not stupid so I’m not gonna over explain this… but Wolf is kind of… her own person.
So it should not surprise you that she does not tell people things sometimes.
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 7 hours
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No. Really nothing at all, actually.
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 7 hours
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… yes, I’m Magnus. And this is Asta. Between us. Asta is between us.
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 7 hours
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Nothing I’m good.
Uuh… hey man. What’s up?
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 7 hours
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Alright I’ll just…
Moves to stand behind you
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 7 hours
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Asta I don’t think you can say that
… can you say that??
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
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rhymeswithswaggness · 7 hours
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What the fudge is happening right now
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Kill theeself,
Thee? Okay, so we're doing Shakespearean now. Well, fine annoying mistress, I sayeth: nay thee
...
Did you just say no you in Shakespeare?
Kael nodded, a dopey grin forming on his face that was so wide Wolf could see the green lipstick on his teeth,
I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, you're right, I underestimated you. You're more stupid than I thought, you can't even put lipstick on right.
Hey!
—Is for horses
OOC: This is literally their dynamic....or a more tame version of it
------
[OOC: Anyways this is Kael, he's the child of Loki Wolf was referring to earlier. Not happy with the design for now . He forgot he could shapeshift a tattoo so he burned Loki's symbol thingie into his skin like an idiot.]
I'm bored so, i'm regretfully handing the blog over to him for a few hours, while I reflect on my life afterlife choices
Go roast him to oblivion or something
[his text will be blue]
---
@0asta0 @child-of-mischief-and-swag go bully your brother for me while i'm gone
#uh
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rhymeswithswaggness · 9 hours
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If Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter were to fight CHB would win. This is based solely on the fact that they actually know how to think outside the box.
They’re also crazy.
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rhymeswithswaggness · 9 hours
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So if I run fast like… really fast… how far up the tree do you think I could jump from the Thane’s table.
Cause I’m thinking a good 12 branches before I get headbutted by the goat. 14 if I get to climb once I’m in the tree.
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rhymeswithswaggness · 10 hours
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Hey maybe… maybe drink the stuff I brought you later. It would be better to drink it when you’re in a good mood.
It’s possible it could also make you throw up. Im not sure if the magic works when you take it out of Valhalla but I thought you would like to try it.
What’s up CJ I brought you a present from Valhalla. I know I’m the best.
Hands you a flask
he smiles and hugs him
Thanks Magnus
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rhymeswithswaggness · 11 hours
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Todays vibes
Might edit this one later today is weird.
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