In My Infancy

I Would Indulge Myself

In Wild Bouts Of Play.

Whipping Grapes At The Wall As Hard As Possible

And Watching Their Taut Skins Snap Open

Wet Streaks On The Concrete Walls

Of My Enclosure.

How I Yearned

To Be That Grape.

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

confession there was a point in early high school where I could not go to sleep if I did not have this video on

it’s always cool when a place is a premier date spot for horny teenagers and horny 40 year olds alike. you’re rubbing up on her? at the plush horse ice cream parlor?

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there is a gnawing hole in me, a frustration longheld, the reason American cartoons have always been offputting - their obsession with sexual dimorphism is pathological. in the tags of the last post I mentioned that their way of making non-human cultures be analogous to real world analogous cultures is so forceful. their inclusion of “girl” “boy” non-humans is presented as an unspoken fact of reality. ita supposed to just make sense! this decontextualization of sex from its ideological basis is supposed to validate its existence - there is no reason for this, it just is. even as a kid it’s impossible to not pick up on this pervasiveness. but I think this is double-edged - because of the lack of justification, no backing, some viewers will think “oh well there really is no reason for something to be this way, huh? It’s all a bad joke, huh?” the cartoonishness of sex ends up overemphasized and therefore falsified.

blake doesn’t want to accept this hypothesis of mine because he wants to believe the cars do actually have organism style sex but my idea was that the cars experience erotic pleasure but do not reproduce sexually (a car comedically exclaims “thank the manufacturer!” at some point in the movie which I’ve taken to mean that cars are built by other cars instead of birthed. I guess this could mean that god exists for real also - because who is mandating these productions? are there going to be a certain amount of porsches mandated by the government? i think the cars universe is more likely to explain this with divine influence). Rather than certain acts being understood as inherently sexual i think this “erotic pleasure” is very dependent on the context of the acts - driving, having parts changed, showing off vulnerables.

these acts can both equally be erotic and nonerotic so there is a high need for declaring intentions. which might explain the social necessity for sexual dimorphism if there is no reproduction. There are no human sex acts involved, just thrills and bonding acts (mostly?) decontextualized from reproduction.

raises many questions such as: is the cars universe ontologically homophobic if it’s so dependent on sexual dimorphism to communicate sexual nonreproductive desire? i want to say yes but obviously for different reasons than our culture … because I’m sure the cars have easy quick accessible sex changes (being as they are machinery). as aforementioned, because the sexual dimorphism exists mainly as preference flagging - i think “female” and “male” here (of course derived from our real-world cultural standards) occupy the exact spaces of “submissive” and “dominant” and even “do-e” and “doer”. being as the car culture has a strong emphasis on competition.

i am watching all of the movies I missed in the zeitgeist when I was a kid with my partner. Watched “cars” last night because. Cars. Embarrassing to admit because this is too close to the nerd way of perceiving art but Was too consumed by questions of car sexuality and reproduction (as car “sex dimorphism” exists in this universe) to pay attention. One of the more obviously conservative movies in Disney’s Arsenal also

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mitskis music is associated too much with the coquette aesthetic on here while the musical content is pretty negative towards the coquettish philosophy.

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