wanted to draw a kitchen but didn’t know who to put in it, so now its schmidt and nando! theres a lot going on but its worth mentioning that all the photos on the wall/fridge are based on karina’s pervious art of the characters, not my original ideas, so all credit (as well as the character designs) goes to @dilfosaur xx
my fav little details:
the three mugs hanging on the wall are W for winston, N for nadia and R for romeo, all gifted by daniella
the record on the shelf is Universal Love: Wedding Songs Reimagined which are 6 popular wedding songs made gay (ive been listening to And I Love Him on repeat while drawing this)
binging with babish cook book on the shelf
nando kept nadia’s first drawing and still has it taped to the fridge (it has survived several moves)
nadia always buys the cheapest silliest calendars to hang in her dad’s house and this year is an lgbt cowboy calendar, and it was either that or horses
✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨
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Tales of the SMP: Masquerade
~Out of Context~
To make me smiley and to dive back into the lore goodness that is Bodacious Time Traveler Karl Jacobs, I’ve just watched Tales of the SMP: Masquerade and decided to compile some of the funniest quotes from it! Please enjoy~
“I’m a Minecraft YouTuber”
“AH, a billionaire!”
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“I liked the painting so much, I said: make me another one!”
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“This is the LIIIIBRARY”
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“Drew P. Weiner, first name weiner—wait”
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“Spell economy”
“a”
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“Names are for people, and he is poor”
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“What does the B in ‘vitamin B’ stand for?”
“...BrOkE”
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“I shall start the ceremony.”
“Please do.”
*stands up* “Duck, duck...”
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“How’s the wife?”
“Divorced.”
“How’s the family?”
“Gone.”
“...you’re very hard to start a conversation with.”
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“WHERE’S DREW P. PENIS???”
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“Canonically I see some of his blood, on this wall!”
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“Chug Jug himself, Mr. Mike Hard”
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“And to think, they had such great AustinShow potential!”
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“Question: who in this room hates women? Quick poll, raise of hands”
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“He did medbay scan”
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“Alright, everybody empty out your pockets”
*throws a trillion buckets of milk*
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*drinks poison*
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
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“I mean they did decompose and then recompose — that usually happens when you are dead”
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“Just your first name, no need for your whole house and lineage”
“...Cumbucket”
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“If we’re lucky Karl, they’ll both die”
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“We should canonically go to another VC”
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“As an added bonus, if we die here they’ll never find our bodies!”
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“AHA! CAUGHT IN 4K”
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“This man really signed up thinking he’d get to voice act”
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“Butler! You get freedom of speech for thirty minutes”
“Oh thirty minutes?! I had a question then. I read something in a book: what is a union?”
“This was a bad idea — did somebody teach him to read?”
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Bonus Round ft. ✨Chat✨
“Masquerade? More like massacre”
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“WHO THE HELL SAID THIS WAS OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB”
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“DREW IS GONE 🦀”
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“BUTLER MY BELOVED”
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“Make it count play it straight don’t look back don’t hesitate”
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“DANGANROPA IN MINECRAFT”
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“When the impostor is sus”
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“It’s bad or fundraiser” I NEARLY SPIT OUT MY PEPSI AT THIS ONE
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“Just homies in the closet”
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“DO NOT EMBRACE THE EGG KARL”
“NO MEANS NO”
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“EGG MOUTH NOM”
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“I mean hey at least we made it to heaven”
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