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YEE HAW!!! Our NEW ALBUM ‘Don’t Beat Around the Bush: Songs that hit the spot’ can now be pre-ordered on Pledge Music!

http://www.pledgemusic.com/projects/reformedwhores

That’s right, when you pre-order our album today, not only do you get the album days before our March 18th release date, but you get access to tons of EXCLUSIVE WHORE GOODIES!! 

The pre-sales will help us pay for NEW MUSIC VIDEOS, our bad ass PR team (who’ll spread this puppy around like a VD), and a huge NATIONAL TOUR so we can thank you all in person!!

Thank you in advance for all your support!! We couldn’t do it without y’all!!

xoxo

That time we did a bathtub photo shoot w/ @kdonzzz! An oldie, but a goodie!! #tbt #brooklyn #photoshoot #reformedwhores #tubtime

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th!!! So join us as we howl at the moon along w/ @squirmandgerm & @killythekid at @sidewalknyc!! Show kicks off at 7pm, we go on at 10pm!! #NYC #comedy #musicalcomedy #fannypacks 👯🎶👯 (at Sidewalk NYC)

Get ready @internetactionforce for Reformed Horrors!!!!🎃👻👹 #iafftw #musicalcomedy #newvideo #cumingsoon

NASHVILLE, TN 👯🎶👯🎶👯 Tonight at 8pm @zaniesnashville w/ our good buddy @dustyslay!!!! #whoresontour #straddlethesouth #nashville #zaniesnashville (at Zanies Nashville)

Performing in airplane hangars makes us whorny especially when the @redclaycomedy crowds are so sexy! #whoresontour #straddlethesouth #redclaycomedyfestival #atlanta #latergram (at The Hangar)

🎶👯 ATLANTA 👯🎶 Day 7 of tuuuur and we're here for the next two days for the @redclaycomedy festival w/ a lot of our comedian friends!! Tonight 10/16 @ 9pm @thehangaratl & 11pm Drunken Unicorn Tomorrow 10/17 @ 8pm @wonderroot & 11pm Village Theater! #whoresontour #straddlethesouth #redclaycomedyfestival #atl (at Atlanta, Georgia)

🎉🎉Today is Katy's birthday!!!!!!! 🎉🎉 And we're gonna celebrate tonight @theatre99 in Charleston, SC by putting on one hell of a show for YOU! #whoresontour #straddlethesouth #happybirthdaykaty (at Theatre 99)

You heard it first!! Our dreams are going to cum true!!!!!!! #whoresontour #straddlethesouth #WhoresTakeOnDisney #waltdisneyworld (at Disney's Magic Kingdom)

Fun fact: When touring w/ #LesClaypool in 2014, Disney banned us from opening for him at the House of Blues Orlando because they owned the property the club was on & didn't approve of the name of our band or our subversive material (Girls Poop Too). Soooo we're back TONIGHT Orlando @back_booth and TOMORROW we're going to Disney World's Magic Kingdom to talk to Mickey Mouse himself about why we Whores were really banned!! #whoresontour #straddlethesouth #disney #WhoresTakeOnDisney #banned #needsomeanswers (at Backbooth)

Look at us little tarts! Throwback to our very first promo pic taken in 2010! We'd just met at a party and decided to quit our stupid day jobs & follow our dreams!! 📷 by @sabocracy #tbt

Celebrating women across the cuntry!! #v2v15 @ladypjustice @lizzwinstead @sharronicanyc #whoresontour #wisconsin (at Bb Clark Beach)

Oh we've got a huge lady boner for this @plannedparenthood gal! #standwithpp #v2v15 @ladypjustice #girlcrush #birthcontrol (at High Noon Saloon)

MADISON, WI - We're coming for YOU!! #vtoshiningv this Saturday, Sept. 26th, 12-3pm @highnoonmadison! "Kicking politicians out of vaginas since 2012!" @ladypjustice @lizzwinstead 🇺🇸 #whoresontour #madison #wisconsin #ladypartsjustice #v2v15 (at High Noon Saloon)

Us Whores are packing up the homobile and hitting the road! Come on out and see us when we come through your town! 

Meet Amber & Dawn! Just switching things up today being actors on #plantwebseries!! #nyc #actorslife #plantfam #whoresontv @andrew_nielson 🎥🌱🎥🌱 (at St John's Evangelical Lutheran Church)