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Mary. 18. I use this blog to distract me from the woes of collegiate life. insta: redheadwench
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bastille:
Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual
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Reluctantly told Congress that God loves them
Offered to send two battalions of angels to aid in the fight against ISIS
Overcame stage fright of delivering potentially controversial remarks by imagining every congressman in audience crucified
Unexpected detour into systemic issues in nation’s fish and wildlife management
After each standing ovation held hand to ear and yelled, “I can’t hear you, D.C.!” to even louder applause
More.
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boy: *is nice to me*
me: wtf *looks down to make sure my titty aint out or something*
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I learned a really romantic Spanish poem today. Send this to your crush. ❤️
Quiero follar contigo toda la noche.
I want to fall with you constantly all night.
Quiero que grites y que te duela mucho.
I want you to smile because I cherish you so much.
Quiero que sientas mi pene adentro de tu ano bien duro.
I want for you to feel my ardour which I will give to you all year round.
Quiero que te ahogues con mi pene.
I want you to be overflowed with my passion.
Tu cuerpo va a quedar blanco con todo mi esperma.
Your countenance will be the white knight to save my whole spirit.
Quiero sentir tu lengua en mi pene y mis bolas.
I want to feel your language in my lust and my bosom.
Quiero que sufras como un esclavo en la cama y no puedas escapar.
I want this love to last forever like the captivation we can never escape.
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ppl: Wow your course of study is so impractical, there are no jobs in that
me: Haha yeah I guess I care more about bettering myself as a person and studying something I actually care about that gives me a reason to get up in the morning than letting the grinding wheels of capitalism crush my soul lol :)
ppl: what
me: what
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So I'm moving to Honduras tomorrow. That's something
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things girls look for in boys:
• button-up shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbows
• vest
• iq of 187
• eidetic memory
• reads 20,000 wpm
• Spencer Reid
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If I sin on a Monday, will Jesus know or is he still tired from church on Sunday?
This fucking question should be considered a sin
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hey if you ever tell someone they’re stupid for getting an arts degree do me a favor and
-never watch a movie or play again
-never watch tv or Netflix again
-never listen to music again
-never watch a recital again
-never look at another painting, photo, or statue
-never play a video game again
-never read a book again
and return to your judgmental ass Puritan lifestyle
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i have seen tv shows make passive placating attempts to represent geeky, nerdy people and i have felt let down by most of them, but i have never felt so lovingly represented as a nerd as i feel like i have been by ben wyatt, writer of star trek: tng fanfiction, lover of calzones, maker of math puns, model u.n. ambassador, settlers of catan-tournament-for-his-bachelor-party board game aficionado.
probably because being a nerd is not all that ben wyatt is, but because it is only a small slice of what it means to be ben wyatt, loving husband, loyal friend, community-minded government employee who genuinely wants to improve the lives of everyone else around him. not a joke or a dartboard combination of likely nerdy qualities.
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Put a word inside my inbox
And I’ll tell you a fact about myself based off that word
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