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this is so damn funny
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rectanglehater · 6 years
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squad is over we’re cults now
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dear God take care of her when i can’t
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Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.
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rectanglehater · 6 years
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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS
9 million people fucking love dogs
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Astrology observations
Virgo moons hate crying, even in private
Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra and Sagittarius on the 5th house cusp can make someone good at playing instruments/drawing/art in general
Water risings/Neptune in the 1st house people have the BIGGEST eyes
I’ve noticed that a lot of people have physical characteristics given by the ruler of the house their sun falls in. For example, one of my friends is a Scorpio sun and rising, but she gives strong Pisces vibes as her sun falls in her 12th house
Pisces venus people have an innate great fashion sense, which they may not even be aware of
Aquarius on the 2nd house cusp could make someone a spendthrift. Aquarius is the rebel, so they may not care about money or their possessions in general
Aries in the 4th house people usually have small boobs unless they have venus/jupiter/maybe sun there too
Mars in the 12th often makes someone really passive aggressive
Virgo in the 5th makes someone really nervous and chatty when drunk. I had a friend who has this placement who literally started cleaning my house because the empty bottles and the dirty cups (that we were still using) were making her uncomfortable
Siblings frequently share the same moon sign
Scorpio venus people have the tendency to obsess over someone they are attracted to even for really long periods of time, and then completely forget about them when another person catches their eye
People are often magnetically attracted to the sign on the cusp of their 8th house
Children usually don’t like people with Saturn in the 5th house (at least at first)
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rectanglehater · 6 years
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Neil Hilborn, “All Ages”
Don’t miss Neil’s newest release, THE FUTURE.
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“You are the most beautiful girl that has ever lived, and it is worth dying to have kissed you.”
— Dylan Thomas, from a letter to Caitlin Macnamara wr. c. June 1945
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rectanglehater · 6 years
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How to be ✨✨ Angelic ✨✨
~Take a bath at least once a week. Add lavender essential oil and a handful of rose petals to soften your skin. Bubble baths and bath bombs are also a nice.
~Light plenty of incense and candles. It will create a calming atmosphere and allow you to relax. Some fragrances to look for are vanilla, rose, and violet.
~Keep fresh flowers in your room. Not only do they look nice, but they smell amazing. You could buy them from the market or pick some wildflowers.
~Curl your hair often and use a shine spray for an extra shimmer. Use silk ribbons and golden clips as hair accessories.
~Use plenty of highlighter or luminizer drops on your skin. This will give you an ethereal glow and bring out your inner angel.
~Wear lace in the mornings, velvet in the evenings, and silk to bed. Keep your lingerie neatly organized near your pink satin slips and white eyelet dresses.
~Invest in sweet-scented face masks, serums, and body scrubs. Take care of your skin and keep your nails well manicured.
~Treat yourself to a box of truffles and a glass of rosé every now and then. They are always nice to have while watching a time-period film or while online shopping.
~Always wear delicate gold jewelry when going out to add a touch of sparkle to your look. Keep your jewels stored away in a jewelry box on your vanity along with your perfumes.
~Bake strawberry tarts, sugar cookies, or other pastries while listening to soft melodies and classical music.
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rectanglehater · 6 years
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bird: *bounces instead of walking*
me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur
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my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic
Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.
So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.
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also while i’m discussing pride month i don’t wanna see any of those fuck ass calendars that have the month divided into a different orientation per day ok every day in June is for every LGBT person
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