So basically, what you’re saying is that you want our families to hate each other, you want me to kill your cousin, only be banished from our home town. 

Then as an escape from an arranged marriage you’re going to fake your death, while I misunderstand this great plan, I go to see your supposed “dead” body and decide that I’d rather just die then be left here. So I kill myself. Just in time for your to wake up, find me dead. Then think that stabbing yourself in the stomach is the best way to end this love story. 

  Great Idea! 

It's not because I'm single that I hate this  holiday, it's because it's effing stupid. Made up and commercialized, just like the rest of the holidays. 

I don't need a designated holiday, and a box of chocolates to show you that I love you. 

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Dinosaurs, they can't take over the world, because they are already dead. 

I mean they died together, what's so sad about that?

They were old, what do you expect from old people? For them to go out and change the world? 

#ryangosling  #TheNoteBook  #RWS

I'm not sure when this started, but it happens every time I watch a scary movie and someone dies. During this movie. (The Devil Inside) I laughed so hard. After the movie I overheard the people infornt of me say this. 

"OMG did you like hear that girl behind us laughing? I mean someones neck was snapped and she was just giggling.!"

-"I know what a freak!"

Something comes over me when I'm driving, it's like a curse or some type of horrible Tourettes. 

There are a few things I believe in. This is one of them, I've read all the books, watched all the movies. This summer I'm buying a shotgun.

If you want to survive, follow me.