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that one kid that's just a mood, and doesn't remember anything.
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I really wonder what tf ive done with this acc,
And I was and still am mega cringe
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Keith: I’m worried about Katarina’s object permanence.
Mary: Why’s that?
Keith: Just watch. Hey, Katarina, come here for a moment!
Katarina, walking over: What is it-
Keith, covers his face with his hands:
Katarina, sounding fearful and startled: Mary where did Keith go?
Mary: Oh dear...
Keith, removes hands:
Katarina: Keith!
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Katarina, some time later: I’ve been pretending I can’t see Keith when he covers his face with his hands to mess with him, but now I think he’s seriously believing it.
Alan: ...Katarina.
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Mary: Guess what, Katarina?
Katarina: What?
Mary: I’m getting married!
Katarina: Oh, that’s great, Mary. Who are-
Mary: [slams down marriage papers] It’s you, sign here.
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Hamefura Dating Show
Announcer: Are you ready to pick your future wife out of our four contestants, Prince Geordo?
Geordo: Sure.
Announcer: Contestant #1. She is a young noblewoman who is intelligent, beautiful, and has a great love for gardening. She is the proper lady of every nobleman’s dreams.
Announcer: Contestant #2. She is a young noblewoman, who is the definition of sweet and lovely. She loves romance as much as she loves to read, what more could you want?
Announcer: Contestant #3: While not a noblewoman, she is still a beautiful young woman, who takes many a breath away. She is delightful, smart, and is the kindest person you will ever meet.
Announcer: Contestant #4. She is a young noble…it appears Contestant #4 has dropped the cake she stole from craft services and is…she is now eating said cake off the ground.
Geordo: Number 4!
Announcer: Are you sure abou–
Geordo: Did I fucking stutter?
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Based on this post. From @ashterism
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I want to play a heated game of monopoly
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Okay, so hear me out.
PEOPLE TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
That means you can do the hardest math you can imagine, go to the moon, that also means you can kill someone, do drugs, steal stuff... Right? that's what that means?? Right?
#moral question here#philosophy ppl?#question#this isnt actually serious#i was hyping myself up for school#then i said#I HAVE BBQ SAUCE ON MY TIDDIES#jkjk#U CAN DO IT#then me supplied meself w this
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me when i read sylvain and felix’s support
I finished Golden deer and Saphir Lion’ route. Black Eagle, here we go !
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Aliens, be careful I'm coming for you.
#i will find you in space ome day#am i doing this right#im gay#and im sad#i just wanna be friends with some aliens#like#aight#aight imma transcend#textpost?#how tf do i get famous#am i not special enough?
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Don't wanna wanna say asshole? Got you covered.
- Measel Muncher
- Salt shaker
- Crusty Muffin
- TaterTott
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Sometimes, do you ever just feel like "Oh, that looks like a good tree to fall down." Bc I'm feeling that rn.
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WTF DO OTHER PPLS HOODIES SMELL SO GOOD AND MINE FUCKING SMELLS LIKE ASS WITH OLD SMELLY CHICKEN IN IT.
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Sometimes when I'm turning on my side to sleep, I can feel smth press up against my ribcage.
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I'm not special or anything. I just have severe anxiety, ADHD, ADD, and a smidge of depression. Nothing special.
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Frozen II spoilers
Olaf from frozen two has taught me that when I am even a day older I will understand stuff better. Like how he didn't understand why he was in a crazy forest, he understood it was to save the the river.
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Kinda wish I couldnt see my own posts on here, it makes me regret my past decisions.
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Can I have a friend on here?
Like, how do people talk to others on here and make it work??? It's not like insta, everyone relevant is already famous on here, how can I meet some semi-nice dickwads who also have the same interests as me?
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