pixiv artists will draw a cute girl and then add the sign of Mars next to her to indicate she is a warrior?
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go on. tell that depressed beer drinking woman she's just as hot as misato. u know she needs it
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puppygirl wants me to leash her and say a bunch of specific stuff while having sex but i grew up on a ranch in arkansas so I pretty much just let her fuck off and do her own thing until i feel like wandering around in the woods in which case it's her job to get bit by snakes first
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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Ok aside from the worms I study for work and the whole snakes thing did you also know I love eels
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24 hours = 24 precious jewels. i can’t imagine how much time is contained within 24 hours. that’s like an infinite array of moments, if u stretch the material of 24 hours very thin, it will cover the distance from the beginning to the end of the universe. let another 24 hours begin
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You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell
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the bus to itself every time you press the button:
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