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hardkookiecookie · 58 minutes

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hardkookiecookie · 18 hours

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#Thrust actually cares about Jetstorm unlike YOU miss contradictory statements McSpiddies #beast machines #transformers

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hardkookiecookie · 1 day

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c9nfuses the hell out me when people are like "oh sentinel prime ,,, he's he'd be such a good boyfriend" "hes sooo malewife coded" "sent*jazz" like girl did you watch the show he fucking Asucks AND he gets no bitches AND Jazz fucking hates his ass SO KUCH he LEFT to join the earth crew cuz Sentinels vibes were so fucking rancid . come ON now

#it's true and you should say it 🎤🎤🎤

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hardkookiecookie · 2 days

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IDW Helex

#BANGS ON HIS SMELTER COVER . LET ME IN . LET ME IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN #LET ME IN YOUR TUMMY . COME ON .#basically: SMASH SMASH SMASH #transformers

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hardkookiecookie · 2 days

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IDW Vos

#pass his coochie game is probably also drills

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hardkookiecookie · 2 days

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#someone i follow on DeviantArt literally goes out of their way to invent women robots just to get them pregnant #I'm not even kidding #they made up an oc just for knockout to get her pregnant with sideswipe RID2015 #it's so so funny i keep following them to see what they do next #lately they've made an oc just so Sentinel Prime can get them pregnant #so 😭😭😭

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hardkookiecookie · 3 days

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whys king kong………..so fucking large

#built different !!!

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hardkookiecookie · 3 days

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Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe

#SOUNDWAVE MY FRIEND SOUNDWAVE ??? IN DA WILD ???

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hardkookiecookie · 3 days

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#I'd probably gasp real loud and then like fall backwards cuz like ! the corpse !#the closest thing i have come to seeing a corpse is #a. I was walking along a path as a kid with some other kids and i nearly stepped on a dead animal that had bugs crawling all over it #b. when i was walking to the store and someone had like hit a deer and just left it on the side of the fucking road next to the sidewalk???#and both times i didn't really make a sound i more was just like wide eyed concerned #anyway.#// animal death

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hardkookiecookie · 3 days

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#THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES !!!#S TIER !!!#transformers #beast wars

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hardkookiecookie · 4 days

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IDW Tesarus

#I'm gonna go sloppy silly style on this man and NO ONE will STOP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#gonna give him the dishwasher jack hammer 6000 #I'm gonna leave a NUB #nsft //

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hardkookiecookie · 5 days

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c9nfuses the hell out me when people are like "oh sentinel prime ,,, he's he'd be such a good boyfriend" "hes sooo malewife coded" "sent*jazz" like girl did you watch the show he fucking Asucks AND he gets no bitches AND Jazz fucking hates his ass SO KUCH he LEFT to join the earth crew cuz Sentinels vibes were so fucking rancid . come ON now

#it's 5 30 am and i am buzzing like a wasp all over the place

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hardkookiecookie · 5 days

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