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tumblr are you telling me something
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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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not necessarily universal, but from personal experience
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he doesn't realize she's trans yet lol
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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT
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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
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finding it really hard to believe that this person has ever smoked a cigarette before
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edible hasnt hit yet but i did chase it with a biiiiiiiig sandwich
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we must imagine sisyphus transitioning
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