This is so stupid I’m sorry
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This is so stupid I’m sorry
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This is so stupid I’m sorry
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This is so stupid I’m sorry
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This is so stupid I’m sorry
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This is so stupid I’m sorry
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This is so stupid I’m sorry
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This is so stupid I’m sorry
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"gideon graves listens to blur" "gideon graves loves the who" he would only listen to super underground experimental rock bands and smugly tell you "oh, you haven't heard of the shitdicks?? of course you haven't..." before forcing you to listen to the worst album youve ever heard
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based bryan lee omalley selfship advocate
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heh... well if I SUCK then you SWALLOW 😏 *crowd of middle schoolers I hired to follow me around and react to my epic comebacks give a half-hearted cheer*
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How many times have you been sued this year?
4 but it's only april. the year is still young!
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this whole Claire's glass shards thing is the third time this month I've been sued
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I'm in the twilight zone
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I would listen.
Selfshippers shall inherit the earth. canon x canon shippers... welll.... let's just say the kingdom of heaven has not a throne for you 😂
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I have such an appetite for manipulating people to their exhaustion loving people!
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EXPLODES YOU 🔥🔥💥‼️‼️💥
*dodges last second*
HA! you really thought that w
*trips backwards and starts rolling down a precariously steep hill*
*falls through a glue puddle*
*falls through a pillow and is covered in feathers*
*lands in place of the pinata at a 5 year olds birthday party*
oh no no not again
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