“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

Grayson

The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

Shazam has a Twitter and everything he posts is just straight up lies but nobody can figure out if he has a super weird life or if he’s messing with all of them (it’s both)

Kai: Duuude so I jsut got back from three days and two nights with Callum,

Bailin: yes

Kai: Did I fuck him for five hours straight on one of the days? Yes yes I did

Fuck it. I don't need friends.

“I gave you my ruler and you’re not giving me your bank details” – Bailin, Biology, 3rd period 25/03/21