randomisedmongoose
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He/she/they, queer, Swedish, nerd, 41 and still alive. Always very tired. So many hobbies, so little time.
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Something shambles and yet it stands still.
Various colour alts because you know how I am:
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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday
#man I was so happy cause I thought Finally!#finally I've managed to catch a thing at just the right time instead of a day late#then I realised that it is in fact not 10 am#but 10 pm#the bane of 24 hour time brain#anyway happy 22:00
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Kathleen Ryan, “Soft Spot”, “Serpentine Flurry”, “Bad Peach”, and “Bad Lemon (Sour Sparkle)” (2019)
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harrier du bois but not in daybreak palette because adhd told me to take my intentions and go fuck myself
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tumblr conversations be like
mutual: hey, how are you?(13 time zones away)
me: 😴
me: *wakes up from my slumber 6 hrs later* hey, I’m well. Did you have a good day?
mutual: 😴
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Holmes College Adventures Masterpost
(a short [hopefully] comic series where I, the author, am exploring the friendship between Mr. Sherlock Holmes and his college friend Victor Trevor. And also Holmes' orientation, kind of. And queerplatonic relationships in the XIXth century. Expect: light angst, deep talks, deep thoughts, confusion, platonic!! love, and some funny moments too. This is not a fix-it btw so also expect Victor to eventually move to Terai.)
(My essay why I love Victor and why he's a *significant* part of Holmes. If you're curious why I got so obsessed.)
Chapter 1 - The beggining
part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6
AO3
Chapter 2 - Filling in the story
part 1
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YOU - On your way back to the precinct, you pass a gaggle of kids gathered around a boombox blasting one of the latest hits. One of the kis is rapping, using a bottle half-filled with some yellow liquid as an approximation of a microphone.
INLAND EMPIRE - What even is that?
[Perception - Medium 10] Look closer at the bottle.
PERCEPTION: 5
EVEN 58%
-1 Thought about pissing yourself.
-1 Wearing the pissf****t jacket.
[CHECK FAILURE]
YOU - Turn to Kim. "Dude's got a bottle of piss."
KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant's eyes become filled with infinite weariness as he looks at the bottle, then you, then back at the bottle. "That's not what that is."
PERCEPTION - That's a bottle of piss!
HAND/EYE COORDINATION - It's right in his hand! And he's got on the lid. If the top even slips it could drip down his wrist.
AUTHORITY - I mean, who does this kid think he is?
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Look at the bubbles. Look at the colour. Homie's dehydrated! Get him some water.
YOU - You bristle at the thought of the streets of Revachol being overrun with underaged, dehydrated piss-fiends.
KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant stands in mute horror as you approach the freestyling youth.
YOU - The words flow from your mouth, rapid-fire, uncoordinated, along with a generous amount of spit. There's no forcing them back in. You must be heard.
AUTHORITY - Prove that it's juice! Drink it!
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - We wanna see. We think it's pee.
LOGIC - We don't believe ya. We think it's from your urethra.
(original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2JvmOzoJw)
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wanted to make something more abstract and with a different approach to building a figure
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“sideburns are ugly” counterpoint theyre beautiful and sexy. reblog if you would fuck the pronouns out of that old man. is this anything
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COMMANDER'S LAST
BURNED( by his own nuclear bomb)
O.w.
Oops 😬 sorry Ral,...
Lets say i got an idea for this bunch of series art about the main deaths of these characters. It has a point. Dont worry they will be all okey
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The annual ballpoint pallanoph in celebration of clinging to this rocky sphere for one more year (despite appearances) was delayed by a few days. Oops! I’m not dead, just growing older.
Art is still hard, but this runs on autopilot sometimes. And sometimes, that’s enough.
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the universe is imploding but the lts are on the scene
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end scene of interspace by confusedTraveler!!
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writing is cool because the whole time you do it, you're thinking "is this shit? is this a steaming pile of hot garbage? is this the worst thing ever written by anyone?" and then you literally never find out
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Sorry for the deluge of Terror but these are too good to ignore
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