My grandma died last week and we had an open casket funeral.

She was laying in the dinning room of her house, when we had family dinner a week before. She lived there for years, walking and reading and eating on the place that her casket were in the room.

Maybe I'm walking rn on the place that my casket will be. Maybe is closer than I imagine, maybe it's just 3 meters away from me, and everyday I pass above it.

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

the theater is closed. no more tickets.

It's mental breakdown sunday babe!!!!!!!!!!!! Drinks are 2x1 and we can dance all night. The disco is a lightweb and we're shadows in the mourning. Take out your clothes and close your phone. Where we go we don't need exams and folders, you can burt it all and break your way. Just pretend you're not having an anxiety attack or we would have to call the cops

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

Everytime I see white humanstuck Kankris/Signlesses/Karkats I gotta roll my eyes a little but it is kinda fucking funny that the whitewashing of Jesus Christ is so pervasive that it effects Homestuck Jesus too.

You ever think about how in Socialist Bolivia they get these gorgeous Neo Andean buildings with these beautiful bright colors and bold forms, meanwhile in the capitalist world we get Frank Gehry, who's buildings appear hostile to human life and sanity and generally look like if skyscrapers had tumors and they tried to make those tumors into real buildings; and who's attempt at a "brain health center" would probably turn you into the fucking Joker if you went there?

...I'm actually not joking about that last one, look at it:

It's like if they gentrified a fucking Psychonauts level...

Since the general pattern for Humanstuck aus is to make the beta trolls the younger siblings, the dancestors the older siblings, and the alternian ancestors the parents, I think we should start making the beforus ancestors the grandparents.

Beforus Feferi : I think that all poor people should be adopted by rich people like dogs :) that will solve poverty :)

Meenah : ok grandma let’s get you back to bed

Then they can start having ancient family beef with one another. Karkat’s grandpa hates Feferi’s grandma, Karkat’s dad hates Feferi’s mom, and Meenah hates Kankri, so every time Karkat and Feferi hang out or invite each other to the others birthday party it’s always suuuper awkward. Meanwhile most of the Captors and the Amporas hate each other but their respective grandpas are best friends and hang out all the time so they’re always forced into awkward friend reunions and family dinners with them.

Idk I feel like we could have more fun with the beforus ancestors if we wanted to.

Picture this:

Me = The fusion of a diva dominatrix and a math teacher with eye-cat glasses and the redishest lipstick smile.

They = Some bigots I tied up to Clockwork Orange kind machines with their eyes wide open.

Why = I lied about the straight pride parade meeting in facebook.

Here = A 5x5m concrete room under the Walmart I have my secret base.

With = A whiteboard, a projector, a generator, some boxes of cheerios and homemade movies.

Doing = Reproducing in loop a homemade video narrated by me of the Homestuck quadrants in detail.

You guys don't know this, but there's a meme going on in Mexico about how our economy is going to collapse because no one wants to use their new fifty pesos bill because no one wants to let go of their axolotls

Look at that dude

There are 7000 aid trucks waiting at the Egyptian border

badweird feelings