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Ram Lightly
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for the oc ask game: ghost for dandelion!!
ghost: Who or what haunts your OC? What happened? How do they live with their ghosts?
Probably his father. After he accidentally created Dandelion by slashing at his own shadow, his father stayed with him for about 2 weeks before getting bored and leaving the Gardens, never to contact him again. This isn't really unusual for demons like him, accidents happen all the time, but it was devastating for Dandelion at the time
It's not something Dandelion cries about now, it's been over 200 years and he's done fine without his father. But it did heavily impact in how he views relationships.
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fig is sneaking fancy hors d'oeuvres into those satin pockets 100%
Just STUFFED with fancy hotdogs and oysters and stuff mushrooms
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oc asks: not-so-nice edition
alone: How does your OC deal with loneliness? Have they ever been completely alone before? How do they act when there's no one around to see them?
betrayal: Has your OC ever been betrayed by someone they thought they could trust? Has your OC ever betrayed someone who trusted them?
bound: Has your OC ever been imprisoned or captured? What happened? How did they get out? Did the experience leave any scars?
break: What would cause your OC to break down completely? What do they look like when that happens? Has anyone ever seen them at their lowest?
desire: What's one thing your OC wants more than anything in the world? Are they open with that desire? Why or why not? What would they do to fulfill it?
failure: What's your OC's greatest failure? Have they been able to move past it? Does anyone else know about it?
fear: What is your OC's greatest fear? What do they do when confronted with it? Are they open with their fear, or do they hide it away?
future: What's the worst possible future for your OC? Are they taking steps to avoid that outcome? Are they even aware it's a possibility?
ghost: Who or what haunts your OC? What happened? How do they live with their ghosts?
guilt: What is your OC guilty about? How do they handle their guilt? Do they try to avoid guilt, or do they accept it?
hate: What does your OC hate? Why? How do they act towards the object of their hatred?
heartbreak: Have they ever had a relationship that ended badly? Experienced some other kind of heartbreak? What happened?
hide: What does your OC hide? Why do they hide it?
hunt: Who or what is your OC hunted by? A person, a feeling, a past mistake? Is your OC able to let their guard down, or are they constantly alert?
mask: Does your OC wear a mask, literally or figuratively? What goes on beneath it? Is there anyone in their life who gets to see who they are under the mask?
midnight: What keeps your OC up at night? Do they have nightmares? Fears? Anxieties? What do they do in the small hours of the morning when they should be sleeping?
mistake: What's the worst mistake your OC ever made? What led to them making it? Have they been able to fix it? How have they moved on?
monster: Is your OC monstrous in any way? Is there something that makes them monstrous? Are they aware of their own monstrosity? Do they accept it or reject it?
nightmare: What does your OC have nightmares about? How do they deal with their nightmares? Do they tell people, or keep it to themself?
pain: What's the worst pain your OC has ever felt? Do they have a high pain tolerance?
secret: What's one secret your OC never wants anyone to know about them?
skin: How comfortable is your OC in their skin? Do they grapple with anything that lives inside them—a beast, a curse, a failure, a monster? How do they face the smallest, weakest, most horrible version of themself? Are they able to acknowledge it at all?
torture: Has your OC ever been tortured? Would your OC ever torture someone else?
wound: How does your OC handle being wounded? Are their wounds mostly physical? Mental? Emotional? What's the worst wound your OC has ever experienced?
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now that I know Fig and Hollyhock hang I crave to see them in more situations
What kind of parties is Hollyhock getting Fig to attend? Do the parties have to have a merchant's fair kind of attachment to get him interested? Just love the kinds of situations these two are capable of lol
Basil probably has to hear of too many escapades he'd rather not know about lol
Hollyhock uses their connections to introduce Fig the plane-hopping smuggler to dumb rich demons at big fancy parties. In Fig gets business contacts (and scams the hell out of these idiots) and Hollyhock gets a cut of the profits in exchange (or at least a donation of blood). Hollyhock often has to help with Fig's little adventures/schemes with their magic know-how.
They have one of those business relationships where the more power one side accrues, the more the other side can get out of them. They also both claim it's strictly professional, but to be honest they both have a lot of fun from it. For two characters that find it hard to emotionally connect with others, it's nice feeling you're on the same side as someone.
But it does mean that Hollyhock has to begrudgingly dress Fig up in nice clothes and douse him in perfume to hide the musk smell.
And god, the stories Basil wish he's never heard!
#ask#fig#hollyhock#honestly i could probably write a short story from fig's pov#he does have a lot going on
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FYF 2: Shrinking Violet (18+)
Releases April 26th - Preorder now on itch.io
Nobody at college knows that shy, nervous Maya had a 'bad boy' reputation in high school - and Maya is the only one who knows tough, rebellious Nasrin used to be a sweet-tempered teacher's pet. Mutual attraction is rekindled when their paths cross again, but the two find their old dynamics have been flipped on their head.
Maya finally knows what she wants, and Nasrin is bold enough to give it to her...that is, if she can bring herself to ask. Will their first time be perfect the second time around?
EPUB and PDF format, with a cover by the illustrious @taylor-titmouse.
This is the second in the Fuck Yourself Friday series of shorts. New stand-alone erotic stories are released on the last Friday of every month.
FYF 1: Go Fuck Yourself
These stories contain explicit sexual content, and are intended for 18+ audiences.
Content:
F/tF
transfem sub
outdoor sex
praise kink
flaccid stimulation
non-penetrative sex
RELEASE DATE: APRIL 26th
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Every once in a while, I go on the For You page and it made me realize that
1. it thinks I'm a big witcher fan (because I tag things as Dandelion) and
2. thinks I'm a big steven universe fan (because of Lapis)
#ram talks#mind you i do like steven universe and witcher#just#you know#wrong dandelion and wrong lapis
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I'm learning Spanish right now and every time I see the word lápiz (pencil) I see Him. the Boy. truly your work has taken root deep in my brain
Ah, the infection is fully settling in I see. Good, good.
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What's your favorite thing you've drawn of Basil and Dandelion? Or favorite thing you've drawn in general?
Hm, honestly, my favorite illustration as of late would probably be Worship! Another favorite would be this one , if just because it was very fun to draw and let me be dramatic for once lol.
#ask#im thinking of the next riso print being the angel one#if i can figure a nice color palette for it
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Did malady always have big naturals tm or did he just get bigger after being free from his old masters
They got bigger because they are now filled with love (and actual regular meals and better sleeping habits).
He was always buff though.
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Seriously about to cancel Netflix and use the money to join your patreon because God DAMN this lil group of ragamuffins you've created is more interesting than anything on the boob tube.
Gasp, what an honor! No matter what you decide, I appreciate the thought!
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WHAT MANNER OF MAN has risen from the grave! 🦇
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Love sage, but for the love of all that is unholy could we get some brown contacts on that dude
Is it really Sage if he doesn't have this energy tho???
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this is literally THE lewdest saint sebastian painting i've seen yet (including contemporary paintings) and it's from 1610
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I love Lapis’s style so much. The necklaces (all legally procured I’m sure), the belted coat with half sleeves and his John Lennon specs ♥️♥️♥️
(Also in love with the way you draw Malady’s aquiline nose, but I don’t want him to get big headed so maybe don’t tell him that)
Malady is the one you're worried about getting a big head? Malady? Like Lapis knows he looks good, he will take that compliment and let that go to his head immediately and will dwell on it for like a week. Malady cuts his hair with his sword, he does not give a shit lol.
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Lol I don’t think I ever posted this but my friend made me a little statuette of Lapis for Christmas
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People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it
You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u
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